The Reverend

Father. Lover. Certified Arborist. Snow Warrior. Federally Certified Wildland Firefighter. Former Timber Sports Competitor & Judge. Inactive Ordained Minister.

[Michael Orcutt @m0rcutt]

I've been building apps since the the flashlight was a standalone app

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Chicago Sports Network @CHSN__]

Derrick Rose pays tribute to Stacey King:

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Lmao. Ai bubble is about to go poof

[Pubity @pubity]

DuckDuckGo, a Google alternative with an AI-free search option, had its traffic increase by 300% since Google ramped up AI's influence on search results.

People are fed up enough with Google's focus on AI that they're starting to switch search engines.

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Idk who needs to, or will even, hear this.

BUT cream cheese on a raw tortilla slaps

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Whenever I am doing shit around the house and feel like background noise, if the @WNBA is on, that's what I put on.

I'm trying to help get those ladies paid. And let's be honest, MLB on TV is boring as fuck

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

What an absolutely wonderful and enjoyable holiday weekend. I hope every single person who sees this also had a beautiful time this weekend

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Billionaires constantly claim raising their taxes won’t help the average American but like what if we tried it just to see

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Mozzarella Sticks hit hard AF after midnight on a night that's not supposed to be a weekend night

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

The suburban Dad life is a grind. But if you play your cards right, it's definitely worth it

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Everything about today felt like a bunk acid trip

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Don't sleep on Jewel's dollar breakfast stuff

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

It's a 60° night in mid spring and there is a smell of bonfire in the air. It is causing an animalistic urge in my Midwest Brain to go absolutely fucking WILD tonight

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Sometimes when I get a little too relaxed on a work night,

I'll spin a 50 cent vinyl from 2003. And it'll trigger memories of behind the port-o-potty hand jobs at the carnival

And it seriously bums me out that Gen-Z just won't ever be able to relate

Maybe its COVIDS fault idk

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Grown men, some with kids, wrapping tens of thousands of dollars up in Pokemon cards is absolutely wild to me

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

Since Friday I have had either beans or cabbage every day.

Everyone in my house is not ok

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Hancock Hit at 943pm on Tuesday night in Chicago. #weather #lightning #storm #ilwx #news #chicago

[The Reverend @Twit_at_Me]

In the before times daylight savings time was celebrated as an excuse to get unnecessarily intoxicated.

We may be a day late, but tonight the tradition returns

#WhiteGirlWasted