John Moss

Comedian, writer, and painter. I paint in abstract because I think in abstract. #art #abstract #acrylic #creative

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@Reddit I hope every Reddit moderator out there gets set on fire and brutally castrated as you are a bunch of Un-American hypocritical communist pieces of shit

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@Reddit every single moderator at Reddit is a bunch of hypocritical communist America hating pedophiles that consider any disagreement with someone that is a Biden loving child fucking communist to be hate speech so each of them can go fuck themselves to death

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@Slate did you know that by cutting off half of the story I was trying to read and trying to extort money out of me all you're doing is making me never ever again click on one of your shitty stupid fucking links to see your stupid fucking opinion? Go fuck yourself.

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@DaneCook which came first, the chicken or the premature ejaculator?

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*Meanwhile in Hell* 🎵"Take it back now y'all! Four million five hundred eighty five thousand nine hundred and ninety seven hops this time!🎵

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@BobbyVylan real punks don't back down when somebody says they're offended they offend them more. The only thing Punk about you motherfuckers is the fact that your punk ass bitches.

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HBO is the John Cougar Mellencamp of streaming services.

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PCGN - Path of Exile 2 giveaway https://t.co/cvcqnpVOHa. Rffggg

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PCGN - Path of Exile 2 giveaway https://t.co/cvcqnpWmwI

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Honeybee Herb Giveaway! 🎉 MARCH 2024 #giveaway #win https://t.co/gtRb5bxF94

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@Walmart Three of my last four online orders were not delivered because you insist on partnering exclusively with @FedEx and they refuse to deliver on time to anyone who doesn't live in a large city I will not be ordering from your app anymore until this changes.

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Hey @netflix you could make up for that super disappointing Tyson fight by doing an English dub on seasons 2 & 3 of Hajime No Ippo the fighting!

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@RockBand Eat every dick shaped object in the world. Make more fucking instruments for those of us that dumped over 2 grand into your game only to have you abandon us. I haven't been able to play Rock Band in about 5 years because you lazy pieces of shit won't make new instruments.

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@netflix Unlike your stream of this damn fight #badtiming

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@netflix Like if youre trying to watch this fight only to have @netflix shit the bed. RT if this is exactly what you expected to happen because @netflix is flat out clown shoes.

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Hey @netfli great job on having the stream go out just before the Tyson/Paul fight! Get your shit together FR.

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Judge: "How does the defendant plead?"

Me: "No contest, Your Honor."

Judge: (Quickly putting an N64 with Super Smash Bros into a drawer) I mean if that's what you wanna do.

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@danosseasoning Man I tried your green top seasoning and it's OK in most recipes but I've gotta say I used it for a Venison Roast last night and it made that thing sing.

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What is Derek Chauvins favorite color?
Neon brown.

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@netflix so my phone company pays for my subscription to your service and my brother who lives 3 hours from me pays half of that phone bill so in effect pays half of the Netflix bill so under your new password sharing rules we can't both use the service explain why not.