Twitch-Played Red

I'm a trainer that hears thousands of voices in my head all telling me what to do. A servant of our Lord, the Holy Helix Fossil. #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Fact: 100,000 apes sitting at the same typewriter without stopping will produce 1 work of Shakespeare in 16 days #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Prayers go out to the families of arson victims in Hoenn. Hope that villain gets brought to justice. #enterthecrobatman #twitchplayspokemon

[Holy Helix Fossil @HolyHelixFossil]

#Anarchy will see you triumph... You just have to let its tentacles recrudescent your Pokésoul... #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

It's gonna take a lot of not-existing to get over this one. #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

I'm sorry that I'm getting upset... it's just that I hadn't lost in over 13 days. I'd forgotten the feeling. #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

He looked like the kind of guy who would use a master ball on a petty goldeen. #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

That's what you get when a guy is named the same way I nickname my Pokémon #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

That asshole knocked me off the f*cking mountain! #whatadick #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

@Pokemon Bulba Fiction #PokemonMovieTitles

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

More importantly what's the point of a gator that can shoot lazers if it's just gonna die to lightning? #badplanning #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

What did you all think I was gonna abandon AA-j and pick up something stupid like a Pikachu? Pa-leeze #ontopoftheworld #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Ball so hard m*********ers wanna find me. And they get wrecked when they do. #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

They asked me where I'd be in a month if I became a drop-out. Look at me now! I'm... Alone... On top of a mountain... #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Man that last hashtag felt really ironic and I have no idea why... #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Misty called again. Didn't answer. Heard she's tryna get w/ all sorts of guys to find a guy as amazing as me. #notgonnahappen #goodasgold

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

It feels so empty without me. #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Before I leave, let us not forget the sacrifices of Bloody Sunday. W/o their sacrifice we would not have Archangel Jesus #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

That's it everyone. It's time for you all to move on to a new hero. I'll go stand on top of a mountain. Be seeing you!! #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

I fucking hate this house tho #twitchbeatpokemon #twitchplayspokemon

[Twitch-Played Red @TwitchPlayedRed]

Now everyone. Go out and try to be the best at your particular skill set and do it in 16 days. If you don't, you're bad #twitchplayspokemon