R. Nigh

i don’t even know where you’re sittin at

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.”

Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”

[William Lou @william_lou]

It's still blowing my mind that Kawhi came back, forced his way here, took less money twice to stay long term, and is set on retiring in Toronto. His return is even more inexplicable than his departure in the first place.

[R. Nigh @TwitchieRich]

@raptormoments yeah im actually ah…driving right now

[R. Nigh @TwitchieRich]

@SportsDataQuest @SleeperDodgers @DodgersBeat 🤣🤣

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[alex @steven_lebron]

kawhi leonard is sitting front row as a raptor at kyle lowry’s retirement presser. we’re still inventing new sentences.

[alex @steven_lebron]

i can’t believe this tweet is about kawhi leonard. in the year 2026.

[The Ringer @ringer]

You can come home again. @dannychau on Kawhi’s return to Toronto and why the Raptors spent seven years building toward this moment:

https://t.co/MW2CuQCyFx

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

Filmmaker David Lynch's Diagram for Transcendental Consciousness is one of the greatest, easiest to understand explanations for how our reality is made of MIND first, MATTER second.

I promise this is genuinely worth your time.

It's fantastic.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

A moment. Immortalized.

COMING SOON: A statue to commemorate our back-to-back champs 🏆👀

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Fascinating to observe the almost total silence from loudly pro-Palestinian celebrities & media figures re the courageous Iranian protestors
risking their lives for freedom and democracy. Suggests their hatred of Israel overrides intellectual honesty and principle.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

With it being Eric Adams' last day in office. I'm bringing back the funniest video in political history.