Jonathon Kellar

Maths Teacher on the Isle of Mull, love my job. Love sport. Football/FPL enthusiast.

[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

Applications for the Maths job at Tobermory High School close this Friday.

We're also looking for a Design and Technology teacher and a Teacher of Innovation and Improvement. All adverts on myjobscotland.

https://t.co/DmAnZahMcJ

Photo from our recent whole school wellbeing day

[Aleksandr Volodarsky @volodarik]

Sunday read.

This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst UI on Reddit.

I think the winners are:

1/ Enter your phone number

[Adam @dugdale24]

A private health system would have crippled my family.
The jobs that doctors, nurses, ambulance drives, hospital staff top to bottom all do is amazing and they deserve to be paid for that.
It's criminal they have to strike before people will listen to them.

[Adam @dugdale24]

5 years ago today i was operated on to have a tumor removed from my brain.
Today I played in a local hockey tournament then this evening went to fire service training.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

👀

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1993, a man in Brazil tried to rob a glue factory, but accidentally knocked over two large cans and spilled the contents. The police found him glued to the floor, not being able to move.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Wow… just Wow.

[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

@fortesque99 Yeah, great way to unwind. It’s quite addictive though. Difficult to turn it off some nights 😬 “I’ll just quickly do this”

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Stop putting pictures of your kids on Facebook. No one gives a shit that little Timmy ate a yoghurt or that little Chloe had a bath. Respect your kid's privacy and stop using them to fuel your insatiable desire for likes.

[Sam Huxley @samhuxley]

This is 27 seconds of remarkable television.

Tipping Point, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Donald Clark @DonaldClark]

COP coming to Glasgow. Leaders staying at Gleneagles Hotel & 20Tesla cars (£100K each) bought to ferry them 75km back & forth. Gleneagles has 1 Tesla charging station, so Malcolm Plant Hire contracted to supply Diesel Generators to recharge Tesla’s overnight. Couldn't make it up.

[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

@Aspeyenergy Hello. We’re looking into the possibility of an air source heating system for our new house. Are you able to install where we live? Tobermory, Isle of Mull.

[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

@ukgreenerliving Hello. We’re looking into the possibility of an air source heating system for our new house. Are you able to install where we live? Tobermory, Isle of Mull.

[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

@SmartGridC Hello. We’re looking into the possibility of an air source heating system for our new house. Are you able to install where we live? Tobermory, Isle of Mull.

[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

Does anybody know anything about air source heating? Research is telling me it could be a really good option! Any company recommendations?

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

I think this is brilliant. She is singing it like a fan, almost like she can’t believe everyone is singing it in tribute to her. Djokovic might create his own history tonight but for pure joy Radacanu wins by a mile.

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[Jonathon Kellar @TwitosaurusRex]

@FFCommunity_ Loving that team. I can see an easy switch to Chilwell once Chelsea fixtures improve as well. Would you be tempted to swap Brownhill and Antonio for ESR and Toney? I’ve read that Leeds (Raphinha) and Arsenal (ESR) rotate really well.