Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪

“Shit, you barely got sneaker money." Size 10. Permanently in my Bukowski Era. Runner-up for the 1998 MacArthur Genius Grant.

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Rainforest Cafe is down to only 18 locations. Seriously, guys, you need to patronize your casual-mall-dining-in-a rain-forest-themed restaurants or like the literal rain forest, they will disappear as well. 🐸

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

@bunnyggamer She said she liked True Detective and I just happen to know a really great TV located inside my apartment

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME???

An unnamed Bushwick coffee shop/sneaker up cycling workshop served me a blue mold (I think?) sandwich.

And I know we’re all excited about the Knicks but this has to stop!

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Oh amazing things are happening at the Citi Field team store

[Mike Janela🇵🇹 @MikeJanela]

Some big Mets news that might’ve gotten lost in all the shuffle of opening weekend: the Team Store at Citi Field now sells full velour tracksuits

[Marduk @Perverttrad]

"𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔭 𝔬𝔣 𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔰, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢."

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Somehow this small business has factored in the price of whole milk into their operating costs yet feels the need to almost get a dollar out of me for ice.

That’s right. Frozen water. Almost a dollar

@ZohranKMamdani what’s to be done about this?

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

One more L away from getting into improv comedy

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The one illiterate homie

[JT @jiratickets]

Sorry babe we can’t afford to amazon dronedash any chipotle peptides tonight, Burkina Faso is still intact so the Polymarket wager went to zero

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Live tweeting from the Glossier boyfriend couch

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

I loved “Girls” and I can’t believe it took me 29 years to get around to watching it.

My favorite characters were Ray, Desi, Laird, Charlie, the surf instructor for that one episode, Charlie (on heroin), the coffee shop owner, and Elijah.

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Having a gf is so cool. Like yes, I want to watch Sailor Moon. Love rocks.

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Trust me bro, send her this and say “us”

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

WE DON’T SIP THE SAME

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Reports of my failures have been greatly exaggerated

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

She asked for steak from the grill, so she got steak from the grill

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Would you believe this guy got pulled over while riding a CitiBike and has to go to criminal court in Red Hook next week?

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

I don’t care about Mad Men being on HBO and their lazy mistakes. I’m watching a perfect version of the show on the “AMC Stories” channel where they play the entire series back to back and you tune in to whatever episode happens to be on. Or “shuffle mode” to be more precise.

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

“GUYS”

It’s the show “Girls” but from the point of view of the men.

I’m watching “Girls” for the first time and I literally just care about the men and their New Balance sneakers.

[Who is Mike Conway? 👟 🇮🇪 @TwittyTweets_1]

Not sure if you know but I’m looking for the perfect piece of Whalers merchandise. I’m thinking it will be a jersey but I don’t want to limit myself. I let this guy go the other day because it just wasn’t right. Amazing though.

Found on a sidewalk thrift in Williamsburg.

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@ZohranKMamdani explain this immediately