keegz

• Rarer than $2 bills • underrated since ‘17 • washed up D3 athlete • Virginia born, Pittsburgh raised •

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Duke Fans getting ready for Opening Day

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

wow not good

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Absolute legend @BSMotorCity

[keegz @Two4FLINTching]

@notcollinriley @shirtsthtgohard

[keegz @Two4FLINTching]

@notcollinriley @shirtsthtgohard I raised you better

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

what the heck is a your fravirite of all the dang thranksgivings foods? easy. crangberrys. don’t forget to rub all the brown sauce on your turkey hole ya dingus. #foryourturkey

[brent @murrman5]

roommate: good morning how did you sleep?
me whose new cell number is one digit off from the unsolved mysteries tip line: how do you think?

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Forgot candy

[brent @murrman5]

[walking into work the day after losing the halloween costume contest to someone who dressed as charlie brown] what? you all fucking loved it yesterday.

[Tee Fields @EDCburner]

Damn, y’all heard what Kyler Murray said? #thursdaynightfootball

[brent @murrman5]

me: this guy is hilarious.
coworker at his retirement party from the underwear factory: first I wanna thank the company for their support
me: I told ya

[keegz @Two4FLINTching]

I’m a player hater on the griddy cellys #BanTheGriddy

[TPS @TotalProSports]

BREAKING: Dallas Cowboys sign Dak Prescott’s replacement…

[keegz @Two4FLINTching]

“Those bastids”

[Matt Shearer @MattWBZ]

Thinking about the people of Stow, MA during this difficult time. @wbznewsradio

[Eastbound & Down @KennyPowers]

THE PITCH IS BACK. 2024.⚾ #Eastbound

[i like food @messedupfoods]

jesus wafers and monster

[keegz @Two4FLINTching]

“Was it the coffee? This evening’s pre-workout concoction?? Is the Sandman cutting me off???”

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office