Murder

My crazy adventure stories living in the dirty south. Master dildo slinger!Unicorn weirdness. Some other weird shit. Dash of Seamtress things.

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@vlfgrim

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@vlfgrim Miss my Wolfe sister. Dingo’s been pouting lately. Hopefully soon. ❤️🐺🐕

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@richjhewitt

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Who likes #succulents ?

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May the 4th be with you! ❤️#MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayThe4th #MayTheFourth #StarWarsDay #StarWarsDay2021

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@ShelKel2 @Dknight10k 😂

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@richjhewitt #Smizflark I love it!

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@swanny31176 Lol. These #memes just get better and better!

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@ThatCdnMichelle @RadioFreeTom @Olivianuzzi This right here!! #thetruth

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@JaxPeel trump’s name should be removed from history.

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@Gian_Neon Not as much as we love you!! #pornhub #adulttoys #titties

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@RealLucyLawless Forever being remembered as the Cheeto Hitler who made Duck Lips an undesirable now. #ducklips

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My 14-year-old son, Saxon, said he feels like 2021 will be a good year. I agree. Let us all make it so.

[Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless]

FFS, England, @MPGeorgeEustice Who do you think pollinates your crops? Stop this pogrom immediately!!
Government to let farmers use bee-killing pesticide banned in EU | The Independent https://t.co/OSHoCkgtY3

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@RealLucyLawless @MPGeorgeEustice This makes me so incredibly angry! We NEED the 🐝 Bees!! Humans will die off if the Bees die! #plainandsimple #SaveTheBees

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@swanny31176 😂

[NOLA REBEL @NOLAREBEL1]

@HippieSanctuary @VeryOkboomer @_NaDene_ Free speech is still alive, so is free consequences for free stupidity, hatred and insurrection douchebag.

[Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA]

Vice President Pence should immediately invoke the 25th Amendment and remove a President whose supporters, without condemnation from the President, are now on-line threatening the life of the Vice President.