Dad #1 & Dad #2

Two dadzzzz who tiredly make it through on strictly a #daytoday life. Only one of us is cool but both of us play with fire.

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Hey let’s go tailgating #olivegarden

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[Dad #1 & Dad #2 @TwoDadzzzz]

When you’re #homealone the #kidisatschool and you’re sitting #naked #hittingabong. #blessed #dadsday

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You know your girl has had to much to drink when sje comes home spouting aboit how kryptonians are after her #smallville #superman #whitegirlwasted #lol #wtf

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“Catched, caught. Bitch I ain’t from kindergarten”

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Throwing a banger like no other get ready to #drank that #juice and watch every episode of #pawpatrol

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Baby mamas are the worst #theworst

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When your roommates son wakes your kid at 6 am screaming bloody murder cuz the dog got away from him. Welcome to hell, i mean fatherhood lol

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It's tough being a young dad with circus friends #cpnotme #circuslife

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You don't say that they can have #icecream and then "forget" to get them ice cream. #fail #thesystemswrong #riseandgrind #parentsoftoday

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The older boy will not help watch the infant at all #dadstruggle #singledadssinglingoutdads #boysclubtoday

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Looked over at dad the other day at the club and this guys playin sudoku #sudokuislit #ladykilla

[Dad #1 & Dad #2 @TwoDadzzzz]

If I owned an #obgyn there would be a sign on the main door stating:
No shirt
No shoes
No cervic
#punny #WednesdayWisdom #lifegoals

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Theres a dad plating sudoku on the couch, you know, just goin up on a tuesday #crazynight #lit #sudoku #lookoutladies

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#tatteddads are the #bestdads

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And he glared at the toddler then said, "#bringitbitch!" It was #diaperchangingtime #notgreatbutnittheworst #iamthewalrus

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Kid jokingly, "I farted on you," me "I literally #farted on you." Moments later kid says, "daddy why, I'm #dying, #Ithoughtyoulovedme?"

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No children around and dad says to dad "hear that.... nothing, it's beautiful." 😂 #sweetsilence #brainrecharge #crackingacoldonewiththeboys

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Whats better than 2 dads and no kids, nothin bitch nothin. #HorrorMovies #Praying #UnhealthySongs #Catfish