Two Girls

Two girls. ATX. Celebrity gossip. Queso.

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

@KathrynDennis lolz when my kid had her adenoids removed it took 20 min and she had a hot dog for lunch that same day, so I doubt ANYONE was “visiting Saint in the hospital”🙄😂 #teamkathryn #SouthernCharm

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

So there’s that. #whoworeitbest #RHOBH

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

“Apparently Kristen would go to the opening of an enevelope though” 😂 Vanderpump Rules Recap: The 9 Lives Of Jax Taylor https://t.co/18LSOMwI5w via @po_st @Realitytea #pumprules

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

@KyleRichards What were the yummy-looking drinks at your party with the cucumber slices? Margaritas? Would love to know! #RHOBH

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

Siggy on @MargaretJosephs : “She says things... and then doesn’t wanna apologize for it.”
Lolz ok Sig. “Hello, kettle? This is pot and you’re totes black.” #rhonj

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

LOVING how no-nonsense @TheRachLindsay is! Girl you are the BEST #Bachelorette of all time, seriously.👏🏻 @BacheloretteABC

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

Ok but to be fair to DeMario, this Lexi chick was wearing a 90s scrunchie on her arm. #TheBachlorette #CrazyExGirlfriend

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

@joelleinatx 😂😭😂😭😂😭 https://t.co/V0uMv58k08

[HelloGiggles @hellogiggles]

.@IMKristenBell made a dirty bedroom joke on Instagram, and we are here for it https://t.co/NgOeYYMwOo

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

#SouthernCharmSAV < #SouthernCharm. SCSav doesn't amount to a hill of beans, y'all. Bless their hearts.

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

@lbh04 Amen sistah!

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

I really wanted to like #SouthernCharmSavannah but something just isn't clicking with this cast. #notworthdvrspace #deleted @andy

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

"That's a pillow case."
(GG, about Monique's hubs' undies).😂😭😂

We all need more GG in our lives. #rhop @iammrssamuels @andy

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

Landon: Shep's never had a job.
(20 min earlier)
Landon, RE Shep: He's a restaurant & bar owner.

That's called a job, dear. #southerncharm

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

If they make you walk funny, they're not the right shoes for you (cough cough Corinne). #TheBachelor

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

Scheana = Gretchen Wieners #PumpRules #MeanGirls

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

Eden, you're cool AF. But your current role as "sobriety hall monitor" is getting old. #RHOBH @Bravotv

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

SMILECRYING LIKE WHOA over the sweet "sit back & relax" gesture from the #TimberCreekLodge staff for @LouiseRobo13 😍😭 You deserve it girl!

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

"I can't believe someone not wearing panties is such a big deal." @KimRichards11 won the whole game night w/ that 1 line. #rhobh #pantygate

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

That group of Texans is what Texans fear as Texans. Sure we're proud, but there's "proud" & "proud assholes." @colstonvb #timbercreeklodge

[Two Girls @TwoGirlsOneTV]

I'm not sure what PK & Dorit are selling, but I am def not interested. #RHOBH