Two Girls Typing

Everyday interactions. I try to keep politics off my feed—but let’s admit it—I’m weak.

[Saara Junttila 🐶 @JunttilaSaara]

My first article as part of my PhD has now been published! 🥳 Breed differences were found for several cognitive traits in the domestic dog. https://t.co/ouEGmSaTrh

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@Joshbocanegra @elonmusk To emulate a bit of the character Lovegood: “Exactly!” 😘

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

- Jonah in the biography, Introduction to Being Swallowed By a Whale *probably*

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

*contented sigh from the morning person going to bed*

*cuddles up next to me*

“Ah I love bed. Let’s go night-night forEVER”

“…that’s called ‘dying’. So let’s not”

#sleepypersonbraingoburrr

#weknowwhatshemeant
#butstillno

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

Well. It’s that time again. I’m officially ready to re-read Twilight.
#womanofculture

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@RationalStoic @laralogan FDA Delende Est

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

World map according to fish

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

Kyla quote of the night: “you know what my problem is, I just assume that everyone’s not a moron”

(Disclaimer - comment fully unrelated to Twilight binge-fest)

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

Update: Kyla has officially made me close our window - wouldn’t want the neighbors to know what movie we’re watching. Apparently tweeting’s fine tho #watchingtwighlight

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

“You imprinted on my BABY”

Sh* going down y’all

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

My mother in two months: Why is there a Showtime subscription on my Prime account?

“We needed it to watch Twilight Eclipse Part 2”

Mom:

“It was a pressing need”

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

Stumbled upon this poster today. A pretty cool low-cost, low-risk concept.

[Kat Bress, PharmD, BCEMP @KatBressEM]

Gave the #BetterPoster a try for #ASHP19 and was very pleased with the great discussion it generated! Very interesting to learn how other hospitals are addressing this practice. I’d love to hear from #MedTwitter - how are you incorporating ketamine for depression?

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@elitarants What’s the cdc joke?

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@memecrashes Science: *some idiot getting lunch bumps the table. Model proceeds to collapse*
Engineers: 🤭

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@elitarants Woohoo!!!

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@komonews Baha 240? 😂. That’s how many complaints that have been made over the sum total of every business and restaurant in King County? The fact that number is so low tells you something alright. Either you got a whole lot of folk following or…well, remember Prohibition 🤣

[Two Girls Typing @TwoGirlsTyping]

@elitarants Oof