Jim McIlwain

I have no inside voice. Disillusioned voter. Excessively moderate. Inappropriate words. Likes wine and dogs.

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

I am Banksy

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Collider @russellcrowe Just watched this. You were totally believable as HG

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

Well played Tassie church

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

Sussan is more of a New Order gal

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc Clip of the ticket

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc Beige raters are worse

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc I was expecting hentai

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc It’s like a travel tariff

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc It’s always about the spread

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

Thanks @Energex. Appreciate the hard work all your folks have been doing. 24 hours with power is a very small price to pay. Happy.

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc Four legs good. Except for chicken

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Brocklesnitch

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

Pressure washing your driveway (using tank water) is quite mindful. Like reverse colouring in.

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Julxxx0 Porn. XXX

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc Not on your fucking life.

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@Lachlan_Mc intrest rates about to go up?

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

Wicked was wicked

[Jim McIlwain @TwoGlassTaste]

@granitegravels mmmmmm

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@Brocklesnitch You love a woody