Christopher Whelan

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@FerreusW @monsterhunter Bro. Touch grass.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@AEW @tonyschiavone24 Edinburg* Y'all spelled the name of the city wrong.

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@JonComms This will be a horrible thing to say someone, but I have to. Your profile picture is so similar to Ben Shapiro’s that I keep thinking that I’ve accidentally followed him.

Forgive me.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@Tracker_Deals Am I an idiot? I don’t see anywhere to enter a promo code.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@RonFilipkowski “On my boat or dock”
Who says things like that!? Haha.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@OzraeliAvi People pay to see Trump Jr.?! Why!?

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@JeffGrubb B. Because Aria of Sorrow, duh.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@Jay59180313 @Wario64 It came back in stock 20 minutes ago. Managed to snag a copy.

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@InstacartHelp Hi! On the Instacart app there seems to be an option for several months for free if you have a Costco account or a Delta SkyMiles account but I can’t seem to activate those. It just gives an option to buy an annual membership. Do you know what’s wrong?

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@TheWiggles No Texas shows? :(

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@IlhanMN What a strange insult. Also I’m 30 and couldn’t find my pants this morning…

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@cctvidiots Nice kick from Ted Danson.

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@SheaSerrano To add to that, Killen’s Steakhouse has the best steak I’ve ever eaten. Worth a try.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@IwriteOK Glad to see Sphere mentioned. That book blew my mind when I was 14.

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@vancouver_Chimp @NintendoAmerica Digital games = $60.
2 vouchers = $99.

Not the same price. It’s also very easy to find discounted eshop giftcards. You could easily spend $80 to get the two vouchers.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@TheMassLine1 @Vacuous_Troves @IwriteOK @jordanbpeterson @joerogan It just needs Peterson crying at some point to be fully accurate.

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@rararaw15 @TheLastofUsNews Why does the way she looks matter? I swear y’all fetishize the game character too much, even though she’s a teen.

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@cookie_licious2 @GameSpot Bunch of grown ass men too. Pathetic. Who even gives a shit if she doesn’t look like Ellie from the game? She doesn’t need to.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Christopher Whelan @TwoHeadedIdiot]

@rafalitosarmi @cxltbxndxr @shroomsniper @cradlemaballs @NoContextBrits Yeah there's no point arguing with these people. They live in a different world. You won't convince them of anything because facts and logic aren't something they believe in.