Charlos Sainz

If they’ve got kiwis and shit in the fruit bowl you’re like we’ve arrived. That’s an important fruit

[Charlos Sainz @twoLzSantana]

i didnt fuck my lemon pepper wings. i didnt cum on my lemon pepper wings. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my lemon pepper wings. Ive never done anything weird with my lemon pepper wings. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just tr

[Sherlock Tones🧐 @T0NESSS]

Bby i went to 🌶️ and got cut off after two

Then went to 🍎🐝’s and no was not in their vocabulary, even got a free appetizer AND got to meet the chef>>>>

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🔙 On this day, 18-years ago, Xabi Alonso did this from the Liverpool midfield. 😮‍💨💨🇪🇸

[pj @pjayevans]

Ahhh fuck Biden is getting pavement mixed up with built to spill

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Tony hawk was skating against plumbers and firemen

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

OTD 2021: ALISSON SCORES HEADER AT THE DEATH 🤯

Brazilian rises highest at a corner to score the winning goal in stoppage time for Liverpool, saving their season on this day in 3 years ago.

Proves that the goalkeeper's talents has no limits. 👌

[Albert Drainstein @BiggggDrain]

Picky eaters are racist 100% correlation

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Like you don't use pre-workout

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

Try returning those glasses, suckers.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

New guy just dropped

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

folks, have a happy and safe national safe digging month. call 811 before you dig!

[Charlos Sainz @twoLzSantana]

They just played yesterday give our kids a break

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

1' - #LFCU18s are underway at Elland Road for the #FAYouthCup Quarter-Final 🙌

Watch now on YouTube (UK Only) 📺

[The Trillbillies @thetrillbillies]

I’m fine with the gay humpback whales as long as they don’t try any of that gay shit on me!

[Charlos Sainz @twoLzSantana]

@kaihavertz29 hey nice game loser

[Sherlock Tones🧐 @T0NESSS]

Who ever came up with the names for the month was probably named Aryuneber

[Charlos Sainz @twoLzSantana]

Just parked so poorly I had to fake a stumble and fall on my way back to my apartment. Rather my neighbors think I’m a drunk than a shitty driver

[Albert Drainstein @BiggggDrain]

Me to my homie when he sends a drunk snap pissing and the camera goes a lil too far

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

You keep your holy infant so tender and mild I’ll have one of the crispy crunchy ones please, a corner piece infant if you will

[Mo Weeks @mo87mo87]

Everybody is celebrating Kissinger dying and no one is thinking about the low wage workers forced to build an entire new level of hell at depths never reached before. You guys are so anti-labor. #1u

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

have a feeling henry kissinger is about to die

[Tackle From Behind @tacklefromb]

No Context: Darwin Nunez today!!