Two NPs in a Pod

Maddie and Rose, APRN-CNPs. Family med NPs here to answer your health and wellness questions.👩🏻‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️ Insta 📷:@two_npsinapod📍Columbus, OH

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I don't know, man. Nothing slaps at a Memorial Day cookout quite like the Midwestern "salad" combo of cold peas, mayonnaise, shredded cheese, and bacon bits.

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Merry Christmas to everyone except my in laws who got my toddlers 213 Lego pieces and 23 containers of Play Doh.

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Today was the first day I decided to simply throw my underwear in the drawer without neatly stacking them on one another. This is very freeing.

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@WestinWong Senna. Also fontanelle

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@DGlaucomflecken Latest- Denial of PET in patient with recently dx large B cell lymphoma and suspicious lesions noted in abdomen on CT. Insurance wouldn’t reimburse CT and US either until after lymphoma dx. It was oncology who ordered all this too. I heard the saga in family med appt with her.

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@caityweaver Flightless Bird with David Farrier!

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@jtrebach Family med smells like burnout.

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That was the last #DST transition, right? Toddler moms can’t keep doing this 🥱😴

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@AshleyGWinter Peanut butter and butter sandwiches. On white bread.

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Would anyone care to see my high school’s show choir #Rihanna medley from 2009? My mom filmed it on our family’s camcorder.

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@sesamestreet Letter of the Day song SLAPS.

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My in-laws dined at @CHWinery for the first time today and described it as an upscale Bob Evans, so now I have to kill them.

They then said it was their new favorite restaurant.

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@DGlaucomflecken For the outpatient world- no more productivity requirements. Allow us to see complex patients in a safe amount of time to be able to meet their healthcare needs.

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@gbosslet You’ll never regret rewatching Princess Diaries

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@rachalli It’s lovely!!

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In the span of less than five minutes, one child vomited in my lap and then the other peed on my left foot.

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@dave__whiteside Sneak her contraband snacks if she chooses to have an epidural and snacks have to go away 😅

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@CrumblCookies 🍀🍀

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What they don’t tell you to expect when you’re expecting: Mad reflux in third tri when bending down to clip your toenails.

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Packed a novel and two magazines to take on my family vacation with a 2-year-old because I believe in impossible dreams.