jenny from the park

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!

Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security 🤣🤣

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

@emilyehman @B1GVolleyball Would love to see coverage of women in volleyball - not just athletes. Show young girls all the opportunities. The reporting, the coaches, business managers, trainers, officials/scorers, statisticians. How did these people get into the volleyball world and gain experience?

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

@EddiesAthletics in the age of instant information, I really need someone to be live tweeting the Varsity volleyball game.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

If @lilbaby4PF recorded a Christmas song, 2020 would be saved.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

The queen of preaching “keep a sleep schedule” is not keeping a very good sleep schedule.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

a MAGA hat, but with “make $200 feel like a lot again.”

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

a MAGA hat, but with “make the food pyramid mostly pasta & bread again.”

[Complex @Complex]

🗣 OKAAAYYYY

(via 1vibedance/IG) https://t.co/g56NieQ3co

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

I need Snapchat to make a momo filter ASAP.

[Katie Gaither @kegaither]

If I had a nickel for every time a man speaks over me...

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

@sarahannwithanh Keep me in on this when you find out.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

Please don’t adopt Ari’s “7 Rings” attitude if you don’t have Ari’s paycheck.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

Teen angst is more fun now that I’m 25 and revisiting a long-neglected Paramore Pandora station than it was when I was an actual teen.
#NotOld #StayAngsty

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

Looking for a search modifier such as “realistic” when looking for office outfit inspo on Pinterest, because there’s no way women are actually showing up to office jobs A) this rockstar or B) this sexed up.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

I need to get better at knowing the difference between someone just trying to take care of me and someone talking to me like I’m stupid. Sometimes it sounds similar, but I’m pretty sure it’s different.

[jenny from the park @TwoNsJenn]

i am a chronic overshare-er.

[Audrey ☀️ @AudreyLinholm]

One is “arguing a strike.” One is “having a meltdown.” 7 days apart. #Serena

[alex rees @maybealexislost]

“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play