aly ✦

tlph | kasalanan lahat ni Tryke | I live-tweet during games (in ALLCAPS most of the times).

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

TL haters, his GOAT status doubters, and a noisy lawyer?

Sorry, but this will be Karltzy to you all this season. 😌

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

24-29 score. HAHAHAHAHA parang nag-RG lang. 😭😭😭

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

MPL MY Brawl Era 😭

[hannah lopez shady facts @queerdowager]

i still quote odessa jones to this day

[ً @itgorg]

he had to wait for her to look at him 😭😭😭 HE DID NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO CALL HER ATTENTION JUST STADING THERE LIKE 🧍‍♀️☺️

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Baka #WinRi na talaga makapagpa-move on sa'kin sa babycakes. 🤞 HAHA EME WALANG MAGMO-MOVE ON 😭

[chloe @csn_kupwe]

sine die adjournment na pero bigla akong nanonood ng Senate budget hearings? bakit po ang soft and gentle nila sa isa’t isa?

Sen. Win: “I’m sorry for that wrong information.”
Sen. Risa: *softly* “It’s alright, Mr. Chair.”

na para bang “it’s okay, baby.” #WinRi 🥹

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

@zamanforced ANO BAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

So happy na makatulong sa brigada eskwela thru giving donations, but I can't help but think na the teachers don't even have to solicit money for their classrooms and students' needs if only the government is providing support and allocating enough funds to public schools. 😔

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Ano ba binubuo niyo, mlbb team o ppop boygroup? Muntanga eh.

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

ANG SATISFYING! HAHAHAHAHAHA ROAST THAT MABANTOT AGAIN FOR ME!

[chessman @badnunax]

"coach lang pala 'to makasalita kala mo si karltzy"

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH #seated

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Yiieeee #shippingtool #parasocial

[🪺 @dweintzr]

also staff ni senri:

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Quorum finally! Alan, you can go to hell!

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Mamitch 🥹💙

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

You are casting for the viewers. Tapos pag pinuna ng viewers, ganito mag-reply. Daig pa artista na bawal punahin sa acting performance nila. 🥴

[Burrito 🌯 @burritocastph]

@TwoOrNothing Paano po ba dapat? Paturo lodi 🙏

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Tower lock si Teddy, isa lang mabubuhay, pero inaanticipate mo makadepensa. Proves our point actually.

If it was the other way around, nagdedef pa lang tlph, for sure nagfi-final call ka na. Hahahahahaa

[Burrito 🌯 @burritocastph]

@TwoOrNothing @PEPP3RABLE Explain ko lang lowds. Inaanticipate kasi kung aabot ba para makadepensa o hindi. Kaya binanggit ko death timer. Gets?

[s @karoritooo]

angas naman nito 🙂‍↔️💙

[FreshGabriel @PEPP3RABLE]

The fruit of your hardwork all season long pays off.. You both deserve it so much.. To more championships with you💙💙💙

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

@wassupmananappp Ibabalik mo, Sen, o ir-rate namin 1 star yung h○k? HAHAHAHA

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

@unsentfile Sen @/bamaquino, paki-ban nga po ng H○K dito sa Pinas. 😭😭😭

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

babycakes landian 2 days after tlph won s17 championship without oheb was not on my 2026 bingo card 😭

[roxy saw tlph 3-peat feat live! @unsentfile]

"G bea? wala tol, di pwede tol"

PISTENG BUHAYYYY💔💔💔

[aly ✦ @TwoOrNothing]

Taob lahat ng bbw ambassadors niyo sa face card nyan. 😌

[ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 @fierymoths]

hsjshsjshwjqhaha jusko ang gwapo