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[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@ellmore @AP You can watch as Jill sends the signal.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@SocksWthSandals Wait until she finds out what you do with glow-in-the-dark condoms.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@theJeremyVine ... And you're in support of that?

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@DonaldTNews Imagine the economic benefit!

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@SocksWthSandals I mean, let me see the sketch first?

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

Why isn't this understood in all 50 states?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

In Texas, anyone "squatting" in your home is breaking the law.

They are criminals violating TX laws like criminal trespass & criminal mischief (Tex. Penal Code 30.05 & 28.03).

Also, the Texas Castle Doctrine empowers Texans to use force to defend themselves & their property.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@CannonMunkii Oh, I thought I had signed up for that. It's a shame it's stale, but SoT early betas weren't extremely in depth either. Maybe there's hope?

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@CannonMunkii It released?

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@SocksWthSandals I'd argue that's not quite true... Crowd work can actually be the most difficult part of a stage act.

Most sets are scripted, crowd interactions are entirely off the cuff. I've known good set comics who crumble with crowd work.

I don't know Bond, but Rife has some solid clips.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@MattWallace1701 @EndWokeness ... Now do historical figures you twit.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@SocksWthSandals @Capt_Logun That's every day, really.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@SocksWthSandals My god man.
I bet you didn't text Anne Frank either.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@SocksWthSandals See.
Next you'll be buying train stocks.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@Transeint_Light Skyrim was the clear winner there.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@spartyon1986 @SocksWthSandals Cool your jets turbo. Maybe lay off the cocaine and coffee

A. Saudi cash is fine by me.

B. He's pretty fair most of the time, even when he's being sarcastic.

C. Pointing out hypocrisy, or irony, isn't really a concern.

D. I speak for all white men when I say, demonize away.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@leslibless They're going to take the wrong lesson from this, as always.

They will either pull the guards completely, or change their orders to not intercept shoplifters.

Instead of arming them and equipping them to handle these scenarios.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@spartyon1986 @SocksWthSandals I mean, 600 million is 600 million.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@GeorgeTakei What an absurd notion.

You lot scree about alleged voter suppression but then demand others abandon their voice to support only your garbage candidate. All because you know he can't actually draw voters on his own.

You're a joke, your party is a joke, and your candidate is too.

[TwoPatchSpook @TwoPatchSpook]

@Transeint_Light @kirawontmiss Or, hear me out, hop up and down with a shotgun like your mouse wrist is practiced at after years of questionable Internet porn.