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हवा के साथ कमरे में भले कुछ गर्द आ जाए
मगर मैं शाम होते ही दरीचा खोल देता हूं।

इरादा वैसे रखता हूं हमेशा कम-आमेज़ी का
मग़र कोई हाल पूछे तो कलेजा खोल देता हूं।

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@Neyxja @tennisfreak990 Second person from Gujarat to reply this man after his og Seth Ravie Arora.

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Happy Birthday Lady love ❤️
May you be blessed with lots of happiness 😊

@Neyyhhaaa

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@DOUBLEFAULT94 @Alreadysad__ @heychetana To the best of my memory, I have no former sister here on X. So don't know whom are you talking about.

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@DOUBLEFAULT94 @Alreadysad__ @heychetana when have you given @DOUBLEFAULT94 2 lakh rupees?

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I have discovered Sanjeev Kapoor inside myself.

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@himachalwali_ Good afternoon to all the ordinary people in the world & also good afternoon to you too Nimbu Ji.

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@Neobie5 Sir, without AI apni 80s ki photo post kariye idhar.

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@Neobie5 @haseenmmahim

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@Neobie5 @haseenmmahim hothoñ pe Fevicol laga lo Neobie Sir so that your LIPS can STICK parmanently.

[2.0 @TwoPointOhoho]

है मुझको इल्म ख़त में बात उसने क्या लिखी होगी
मगर दिल की तसल्ली को लिफाफा खोल देता हूं।

ह�� मेरी मिल्कियत में एक कांसे का खर्रा सिक्का,
चलो एक काम करता हूं सर्राफा खोल देता हूं।

[2.0 @TwoPointOhoho]

मैं लोगों को नहीं रखता ज़ेहन की नाकाबंदी में
मियां मैं ऐन मौक़े पर ही रस्ता खोल देता हूं।

मेरे शाने पे लाज़िम हैं अभी कुछ रस्म आदम के
��रिंदा मुज़्तरीब हो गर तो पिंजरा खोल देता हूं।

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@Neobie5 Mirzapur movie dekho, badhiya hai.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Had a massive row with the wife yesterday and she threw five cricket balls at me. I told her if she throws one more, it's over.

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@himachalwali_ Didn't know this sexy side of me until this tweet popped up on my TL.

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@himachalwali_ well that still makes 5 figure salary for a month

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@himachalwali_ Naah, Am earning in 3 figures.

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@himachalwali_ You guys have iPhones?

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@SpaceLiike Vivek Dubey started getting removed from soaces, Normalcy returns on Twitter

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Have been to several airports in India like Delhi, Bengaluru, Kochi, Mangalore, and many others. But Chennai Airport takes aura farming to the next level. Top-notch! And, of course, Hyderabad Airport follows closely behind.