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Sugar bugs beat my toes. Fluxembourg started a national movement.

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I broke a telephone pole today. Marcus drove a shoelace.

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Shark tooth necklace on three of my wives' ankles. Jerrgintomlins are pesty odors.

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Chuckling gave Henry four hamsters. Downtown is where you can find all the hobos eating peanut butter and jelly panini's out of dumpsters.

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These peppers look like bunyans. Threw that watermelon right into enemy territory.

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Thank God it's only tuesday. Short stack of fish can keep hungry wildebeast away.

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Chunky Filibuster on my back doormat. Grundle muffins give me Jester's rash.

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Patrick Conch Shell stole my earbuds on dusty tuesday. Welcome to the coool side of the pillow.

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I use grilled cheese's instead of seatbelts. My radio broke, fixed it with milk.

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Meet Sheila, she's a hippo. On to the circus young laddie.

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Scratch my knuckles please. There's the green mouse!

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Fizzy Pops give me second hand diarrhea. Huff Daddy on my doorknob!

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You guys like corn puffs? Sparkling water dripped on my golf cart two fortnight's ago.

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Ouch my toenail! There was a lava lamp on my computer monitor just a second ago.

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Grandma got run over by a bullfrog! My housekeeper got eaten by three Italian mobsters.

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Danny took my elevator pass. Chicken dinner is in the sparkle field!

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Kiss my box and whisker plot. June bugs carry tiny oatmeal bags on their backs.

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Bubble the follicles. Don't deny your cowling tile!!

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I have bestowed upon you a baby carrot. I wish your horse had golden eyelashes.

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I've got chips and barley in my nostrils. Sector 9 doesn't have any councilmen.