TwoSassyBirds1

Cause Being A Bitch Is So Much More Fun 💁🏻‍♀️. Queen Of Pettiness, Allergic To Basic Bitches & I Love Food More Than I Love My Family!

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When he’s telling me a story that includes another woman

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When your best friend arrives to the hangout but they’ve brought extra people

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When my boss emails me saying I missed 5 deadlines

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I didn’t know. It’s been brought to my attention. I’m sorry ❤️

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The Queen won!!! #loveisland

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THE CRINGEEEE #loveisland

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Chin up Samraj, you’ll be back for all stars #loveisland

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Lola and Sean being the only ones to vote for Julia as if it did anything hahaha #loveisland

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How I sleep after being a complete nightmare all day

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Me arriving to the work meeting 45 minutes late with my venti iced latte and little sweet treat

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Me coming home at 6 am after drinking my body-weight in vodka, fighting with 2 girls in the toilets and drunk calling my ex for the 7th time

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I’m not shy I’m selectively sociable

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Ken is a dickhead #celebsgodating

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Me on a night-out trying to stop my bestie from getting into a drunken fight with her ex

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All negativity leaving my body as soon as I have a holiday booked

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How my best friend and I look at each other when we find out we hate the same person

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“You don’t always have to let someone know you don’t like them”

Me: unfortunately I do

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When I’ve had 6 drinks and my friend tries to stop me saying some shit that’ll hurt someone’s feelings

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Me: I really need to start saving money

Friend: Wanna go out tonight and talk shit about people?

Me:

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Good morning everyone, it’s a beautiful day to not test my patience x

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My mom blurting out a secret I made her promise not tell a soul