Peach

she/her
Holder and regular conveyor of opinions, quite nerdy.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

I want this liquid glitter stuff on my shoes. Why is this not a thing?

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@WereInHellYT I have a recommendation for your Paris trip.
https://t.co/pJCzZeJL7j

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

Hey @MatthewPerry I thought your book was bold and endearing. 🧡

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@FernBrady Honestly I saw you years ago at the stand and I have been ride or die for you ever since. I'm buzzing for ya!

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@FernBrady Yaaaaas! Omg you deserve this!

[Steph Brawn @BrawnJourno]

🧵THREAD: At Nicola Sturgoen's press conference today, I was - as is so often the case - the only pro-independence journalist in the room. This is how I felt about it.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@tobiasdafirst @JTroyWrites @fayemikah 'whataboutism' dude. Weak.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@ScotNational Nice accurate headline 👌🏻

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

Last night I dreamt that my tweeting Elon Musk led to us dating.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@lizzo I'd set up the foster home I've always dreamt of.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

Dear @neilhimself, it's my birthday today and so I'm sitting in a bathtub filled with bathbombs erupting in shimmering micah and essentials oils, enjoying the devil's lettuce, and listening to you read 'Norse Mythology'; just thought you should know.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@jk_rowling @jessiegender Don't you have enough money?

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@DavidLeeWhite82 @SonyPicturesUK Crazy eh? Not everyone is a white man, truly shocking.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

Dear @Hbomberguy, please always don't put ads in your videos. I watch them a few times and then I use to to help my anxiety riddled brain fall asleep. Thank you for making such interesting videos that merit many a re-watch.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@TheNaomiJon you need to try this; please and thank you broccoli queen 💚

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@guardian He's a c*nt.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@DaLu420 @johncusack Pfft, I'm not trying to label the man, and I have to say I don't think you're correct.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

@johncusack I wish you wouldn't lower yourself to their level @johncusack, insulting someone male presenting by calling them a 'girl' is not cool man. There tonnes of better things to call them, like 'troglodyte troll' for example; just rolls off the tongue.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

Re-watching classic Brendan Fraser movies like #EncinoMan as an adult is giving me a whole new appreciation of what a genius of physical comedy he is.

[Peach @TwoScoopsFresh]

I don't hate this.

[Ali Plumb @AliPlumb]

That tagline 👏