TwoSlow

To live a little more.
Mostly motorcycles and booze here.

[TwoSlow @TwoSlowOC]

You ever wonder what a police rubber bullet does to a HD gas tank?
(not mine)

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The first step in this partnership is the presence of the Troy Lee Designs team in Ducati Red at eight rounds of the 2025 AMA Supercross Championship, starting from Anaheim on January 11.
https://t.co/2xp37Mi52N

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People always complaining public high school didn't teach them how to file their income taxes, but all I want high school to do is teach kids the difference between a 'coupe' and a 'sedan.'

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Random guy takes McLaren out on a Wednesday to sit in traffic on the 5
#OrangeCounty

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Why do most #Tesla 3 drivers touch their brakes for no reason on the highway?
Happens way too often to be coincidence. Is there something about how they work that requires unnecessary braking?

#OrangeCounty

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"Tariffs aren't good for global business sa whole as retaliation is something countries engage in. So when they're imposed, countries tend to impose other tariffs on the goods, services, or parts of the country that originally imposed their own tariffs"

https://t.co/HTDOKEAzg3

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@Revolvermag @knockedloose @JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel probably the same bullshit their grandparents said about Elvis on The Ed Sullivan Show

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my favorite thing is to use the vehicle code to refute internet experts opinions about driving law.

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I love when Reddit asks "Is this #motorcycle dealer trying to screw me?"

Yes. 99.9% of the time yes. Always operate under the assumption they're trying to screw you, and be pleasantly surprised when they don't.

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Imagine my surprise this morning when I realized HBO Max has @MotoGP coverage

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Do people still like unboxing videos?
Weather is turning cold and I get cold really easily after losing a bunch of weight so it was time for some actual warm gloves.

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Today I learned Gojira is from France.

The band, not the lizard.

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Waste your life trying to shake me
I say you're never gonna break me

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OF COURSE the guy driving solo in the HOV lane and tailgating everyone in morning traffic is driving an early 2000's gold Camry.

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Located my fuel leak.

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I maybe figured out why my #Ducati was running like crap.

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Welcome to the modern world.

https://t.co/rmRFdXeoIg

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I don't understand the hate for helmet D-rings. Uncomplicated? Fault proof? Inexpensive? Effectively indestructible? Infinitely adjustable?

How are those qualities outweighed by like 1 fault?

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A man was commuting in his #Tesla Model S when he activated the car’s advanced driver assist system and began looking through his phone. ...The Tesla software ignored Jeffrey Nissen on his motorcycle and rear-ended the two-wheeler...
https://t.co/p6XfkKOZzP

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Just dropped a Ship of Theseus reference on Reddit, so ya know, feeling kind of fancy.