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We hacked into GCHQ and retrieved some of our recorded conversations; we present them here for your listening pleasure.

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We do good podcast

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Episode 301 - Play Your Berries Right
In which our heroes hide in some wooden horses to invade cities. Graham wields a scythe, Adam spies on his neighbours’ ponds and Daniel jizzes out a stream of tiny owls.
https://t.co/OgHZI8ZN1E

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Episodes 296-299 - Special Election Triple Episode
It is our election special, in which we look forward to the election which has now happened.
We talk about the death of the tories and the nutters standing in our constituencies; Chris has a doozy.
https://t.co/uUDtBSech4

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We will be recording our special 10 year celebration episode (episode 300) next Wednesday the 10th of July. We would love to have some audio clips from listeners sharing memories, touching stories about what the pod has meant to you, or fart noises. Send them to us by DM.

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Episode 295 - AFC His Majesty's Official Opposition
In which our heroes pick their cabinet & shadow cabinet starting XIs. Dan goes to Germany to watch the futbol, Adam skives off work to watch the futbol and Graham doesn't really care about the futbol.
https://t.co/QIzjfEydxF

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Episode 292 - Full Self Driving
In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.
https://t.co/vLdUOJCAS6

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Episode 291 - Crimes Against Man And God
In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn't really contribute anything of value but hey, they can't all be classic episodes.
https://t.co/5SePeeMR9D

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Episode 290 - Two Star Arena
In which our heroes power #F1 cars with Dragon Soop. Graham noisily wraps birthday presents, Adam reveals a SHOCKING TRUTH about Andy Street and Daniel votes for Count Binface.
https://t.co/SxAG4Ip86J

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Episode 289 - Dan's Turbo Milk
In which our heroes try to find Dan a new career. It turns into a discussion about which MPs he could beat up which should come to the surprise of absolutely nobody.
https://t.co/HUaPKoVXA2

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Episode 288 - Where's Kate? In which our heroes put forward their theories as to the whereabouts of HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales. Please note that this was recorded at the height of Kategate.
https://t.co/pPO2bxMVI6

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Episode 287 - Chutney Parcel
In which our heroes celebrate the Morphy Richards Mico Microwave Toastie Sandwich Maker and Grill.
https://t.co/GaodcuQXZL

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Episode 281 – Gonad The Barbarian
In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse's corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn't really listening.
https://t.co/6tdUbr9cK4

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Episode 280 - David Cameron: The Whole Hog
In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats yoghurt, Graham plans a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food into his face and Adam believes he knows how to build an escalator.
https://t.co/liHzc5da0q

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We are playing #BaldursGate3 again, you're welcome to join us. Gary might put some clothes on this time.
https://t.co/PdxgLtsiJW

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Join us on Twitch tonight for a special Dungeons & Dickheads, when Adam, Dan & Graham start streaming #BaldursGate3. Dan may fireball the group.

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Episode 278 - Free Vapes & a Bumbag
In which our heroes celebrate Friendship Month. Adam has become marriaged, Daniel has bankrupted Birmingham council and Graham considers getting an indentured servant.
https://t.co/cuRKYyQpIU

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Episode 277 - Project SpadStag
In which our heroes talk about Adam's stag do. Graham makes an amazing spreadsheet, Chris buys a new car and Daniel becomes a Boomer.
https://t.co/qzJxqogmel

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Episode 276 - Bibby Stockholm Syndrome
In which our heroes talk about loads of stuff. Adam has invasive bum surgery, Chris has a horrible new job, Graham has been speeding again and Daniel receives some disturbing mail.
https://t.co/I9hjzHH4cD

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Episode 274 - Light Bum Duties
In which our heroes talk about their physical health. Adam has an MOT, Chris buys some Marmite, Daniel has a Sliding Doors moment and Graham uncovers a huge conspiracy around Ploughman's lunches in Stratford-upon-Avon.
https://t.co/FjsRu8Ghgw

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Episode 273 - Jodcast Jepisode
In which our heroes discuss wearing all-denim to a wedding. Adam rules out having an all-denim theme at his wedding, Graham plays Zelda and Dan laughs at Nadine Dorries.
https://t.co/1ixF4b9Sx3