Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark

Lance Lynn cussin enthusiast. Curator of Matt Luke Scoreboard Starin’ photographs. I support properly made cornbread.

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

Good morning good morning good morning happy saturday

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

COACH O GON SEE YOU AT DA CAMP DIS WEEKEN PRETTY LADY?

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

DO NOT SEND YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER TO THE LANE KIFFIN CAMP

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

That’s cool and all but if you squint they look like a cheeseburger

[OnsOranje @OnsOranje]

Our #FIFAWorldCup squad! 🌎🇳🇱

#NothingLikeOranje

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

The thing about 80s parents was that even if your parents weren’t like this, at least four or five of your friends’ parents were. Mine were not. I still saw Nightmare on Elm Street at like 6 years old. Just a wildly ungoverned existence for kids (this was both good and bad).

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Local news interviewing parents taking their children to see Alien (1979) is unintentionally one of the funniest promo clips ever.

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

All of this is 100% accurate. Not even debatable. And if you bring some Bud Light discourse into my mentions, you’ll find yourself blocked.

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

I’ll address the controversy. Why not High Life? Easy: too delicious. A thinking man’s beer must be void of taste, neither interesting nor offensive, a frictionless vehicle for reflection that leaves you untroubled by the distraction of flavor. The Champagne of Beers is too good.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

JEFF POWELL: Arsenal's tainted title should be marked with an asterisk. No wonder conspiracy theories about the establishment favouring clubs are rife, given the outside help they've had https://t.co/57vL1QTfIf

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

Hell. Yes.

[Premier League @premierleague]

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

Universities have been aggressively sold AI they don’t need by the Ed tech companies they’ve been in bed with for years. They’ve sunk so much money into products from these companies that admin basically just have to rubber stamp whatever new product is offered (AI at the moment)

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

So I'm 36 years old and, you know, out of touch with what's going on at colleges, so maybe this is a dumb question, but did every school in the country lose their fucking minds lol. Why have all these universities baked AI into their graduation ceremonies? What fuck is going on?

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

This shit’s just getting sad now

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

“Poor Lane Kiffin didn’t decide to abandon his team. He simply made a decision that he knew would result in him abandoning his team. Totally unrelated actions!”

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

FAQs on the Ole Miss victim narrative:

Did Lane Kiffin abandon Ole Miss in the middle of the playoffs?:
No. Ole Miss sent packing early after it learned he was taking the LSU job next year.

Did Lane Kiffin abandon the 2026 team:
Yes.

But Preston, Ole Miss told him ahead of time:
It was still Ole Miss’ decision, if it wanted him there, it could have chosen that.

But, Preston, it was clearly the right decision for Ole Miss to send him packing early:
That’s fine. I support the program operating however it sees fit. I just don’t want to hear “Lane Kiffin abandoned his team in the playoffs” when Ole Miss was the one who chose that.

Lane Kiffin is still an asshole/immature:
I will never tell a fanbase not to dislike a coach for any reason - especially for leaving for a rival job.

Preston are you blindly defending the LSU coach bc you are in the LSU media:
No. I was here long before Kiffin. I’ll be here long after. Facts matter. And I just want to get those facts right.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Learn to Ode.

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

This is some of the worst food writing I’ve ever read. Just astonishingly bad.

[NOLA.com @NOLAnews]

What makes jambalaya authentic? Trader Joe's $5 frozen take on the dish changed my mind. https://t.co/T6mM9j36u6

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

Would love for one (1) media member to ask Verge this question at his next media availability!

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

Yeah, follow up question, Verge: Given this, will you now commit to allowing any future LSU coach in any sport who is signing with another school and assuming immediate coaching responsibilities at that school to finish out the season at LSU while also employed by a competitor?

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

Here’s my video I recorded and shared of #LSU AD Verge Ausberry on that very topic.

“We did tell him (Kiffin) this here. If you go to the playoffs, you can coach the team. We have no problem with that at all. LSU was not part of this where we didn’t want him to coach. We told him, if you get to the playoffs, please coach your team.”

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

I wonder what publication will run a Lane Kiffin “Why I left Oxford” article today. I hope it’s @catfancymag.

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

No, it’s literally plagiarism. Presenting words as your own that you did not write is plagiarism. This isn’t fucking complicated.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

An MIT writing professor on his students using AI:

"I realized that for the first time as a writing professor, I had to deal with students producing words without work, which wasn’t quite plagiarism and wasn’t quite paying for someone else to do the job, but it felt like a kind of naive chicanery; a perversion of the contract between writer and reader."

https://t.co/518RAEgrgq

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

“Why can’t those poor backwoods small time petty racists just remember the good times?!” does not seem like the way to have an amicable divorce

[Wilson Alexander @whalexander_]

Lane Kiffin has a bobblehead of himself as the Tennessee coach and a mini bottle of French’s yellow mustard in his office at LSU.

He knows what to expect Sept. 19. He also wishes his Ole Miss tenure would be remembered as “these amazing six years together” instead of a messy divorce.

More: https://t.co/QhKso9NcHI

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

“The worst thing about Ole Miss was the... was the Dementors…”

- Lane Kiffin (probably)

[Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark @TwoYdsandaCloud]

This is very economical on ESPN’s part because they’ll only need the one crew to film Lane and Dabo both talking about Ole Miss incessantly. Super efficient!

[On3 @On3]

NEW: College GameDay is set to go to Baton Rouge for LSU vs. Clemson in Week 1, @PeteNakos reports📍

https://t.co/hIuryVsMzT

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

[Wright Thompson voice] “Basket weaving…”