Haley Guilstorf

always craving crab rangoons

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Living life outside of your comfort zone is the best way to learn who you are as a person

[Nick Young @nickofnz]

I don't want a city on Mars.
I don't want AI in every app.
I don't want data centres in space.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want bees to survive.

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

fun fact: Google will not generate an AI overview if you add “-ai” at the end of your search query

[Ryan Beard @Ry_Beard]

How about the MoState Bears?!?!
The historic year continues….

FBS YEAR #1 = BOWL BOUND 🐻 🏈 📈

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

Jeff Bezos paid $50M for a wedding.
He just got a $16B tax break.
He laid off 60k people.
And you’re furious about a kid getting a free school lunch.

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

People often forget that Patrick Mahomes has never missed the conference championship in his seven years as a starting NFL QB lol.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling out of control. i must write many many many lists

[lauren ❤️‍🔥🏒 @folklaurenx]

i am convinced men do not understand what having kids does to a woman's body lol

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Not too shabby placing 1st, 2nd and 8th 💪🏼

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Pour one out tonight for all those who drafted Hollywood Brown in all THREE of their fantasy leagues this year

[sarah 🌙 @theresnoyou]

so they can give a woman 15 years in prison for WORDS against a corporation but when men stalk and verbally harass and threaten women there’s “nothing they can do about it until he actually attacks you”

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Pour one out tonight for all those who drafted Hollywood Brown in all THREE of their fantasy leagues this year

[onion person @CantEverDie]

average male joke: rape 😹😹😹

[jamie ★ ★ @vandedonkfc]

there is a convicted child rapist in the men’s beach volleyball but god forbid we can’t objectify women enough

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Petition for tv shows to stop allowing the Ring doorbell sound be apart of shows because dogs are conditioned to believe there’s someone at the actual front door

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

When you have never listened to Kendrick, but Spotify keeps pushing his music through shuffle… the only answer is to block him #ovo

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Just had birria tacos for the first time and lemme tell ya, it was life changing

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

Good morning, Kansas City, surrounds, and Lionel Messi.

[Haley Guilstorf @Two_Dipp_17]

Brutal 10 point loss in the family March Madness bracket