Aelira | Two Puppets

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[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

*to the tune of Jungle Boogie*

🎵Uncle Pussy🎵

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

my memory foam mattress keeps bringing up the time i peed on it like get a grip man that was literally days ago

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

i've seen enough discourse about the new Michael Jackson movie but why is no one talking about Miles Teller going crazy on those strawberries in the lawyer scene

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showed up to the edging competition but my opponent never came. pork ramen.

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if i was laying like this id put my wiener through one of the holes

[Cormac @cormachayden_]

work through the weekend so you can work from anywhere any day of the week

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

she what

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Queen Elizabeth II died 3 years ago today.

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

why

[Jaim @j_a_i_m_j_a_i_m]

If one of my friends dressed like this at their wedding i’d make fun of them for the rest of their lives

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

I drew this guy do you like him

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I think I downloaded the wrong Silksong

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“The Big Three”

[Tenny @TennyUnderscore]

"The Big Three"

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

it was raw fish!

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

I WONDER WHAT THE 1 WORKING ELEVATOR IN MY BUILDING WILL SMELL LIKE TODAY! LEAVE A GUESS AND WHOEVER GETS IT RIGHT GETS A FREE ELEVATOR RIDE!!

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

I have no way to prove it but i do believe that every gust of wind is perfectly localized on the top half of my face to expose my big ass forehead

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

I WONDER WHAT THE 1 WORKING ELEVATOR IN MY BUILDING WILL SMELL LIKE TODAY! LEAVE A GUESS AND WHOEVER GETS IT RIGHT GETS A FREE ELEVATOR RIDE!!

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

how it feels to eat big and lay down

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

I was once a machine who could sort potatoes from rocks in seconds

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This machine sorts potatoes from rocks in seconds

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

no one has ever gotten high and watched tv before

[Guapington 🐈‍⬛🇭🇹 @gothgirlweed]

Shit didn’t happen

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a million billion dollars

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[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

is she not just being considerate

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

Garden Greg has surpassed 200M weekly scrobbles on Paramount Music

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Forrest Frank has surpassed 145M monthly listeners on YouTube Music.

[Aelira | Two Puppets @Two_Puppets]

@polaridia go watch They Live and think about labubu while you do it