Kurosaki

God, Code, Memes and Arsenal

[Karungi Sarah @Karungisera2]

They enjoyed calling Arsenal Netflix FC, but suddenly, they don't like all episodes where we finally win and celebrate.

Hypocr!tes!

[Arsenal Rep @Arsenal_rep1]

You are certain PSG will beat Arsenal and Arsenal fans are telling you they will beat PSG but you have a problem with Arsenal fans for that and you call them delusional.

Funny lot

[PANDEV🧘‍♂️⚽️ @Cyberjoe19]

Arteta said Arsenal will be Champions of Europe and you’re calling him “arrogant prick”?

What was he supposed to say?… that his team will lose the final?

Are you mad?😂😂😂

[SPIKE⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

Rival fans 🗣️ "You can't beat PSG"

Arsenal fans🗣️ "We believe we will win it this time"

Rivals 🗣️ "This is why we hate Arsenal, you brag too much!!"

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @AFCAjax

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LommelSKOff

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCM0BV

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@itskipronoh Nyinyi mnataka kuibiwa sindio ?

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

Mikel Arteta

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Mikel Arteta

[Kenya Wildlife Service @KWSKenya]

Spotted at Tsavo East National Park this morning.

[Zac Wilson @ZACWILSON_]

I’ve never spoken about this publicly, so bear with me.

But I want to articulate why this Premier League win for Arsenal isn’t ’just football’.

In July 2025, my son was born with a rare condition called CDH. It’s a hernia that forms in the diaphragm, which means that the major organs develop in the chest cavity.

This puts extreme pressure on the development of the lungs.

We were told throughout the pregnancy that he had a 30-40% chance of survival.

We had to wait until my partner gave birth to see whether he would make it or not.

He had life saving surgery on day 5 of his life - and we endured a 2 month stay in a hospital in London.

At times we were told that he might not make it through the night - but by the grace of god, and throughout a rollercoaster of ups and downs he survived the intensive care process.

During that time was the start of the Premier League season - and the one escape that I had was Arsenal football club.

We had been at hospital for a month, and hadn’t left the hospital grounds. We were there 24/7.

I felt so guilty leaving him, but made the choice to find a local pub and watch Arsenal’s season opening game against Man United. And for that 90 minutes, I was able to escape the pain and sadness.

Watching Arsenal become the one thing that helped me escape, even for just 90 minutes over the course of those few months.

We needed a name for my boy. Something to signify strength, courage and being brave hearted. We chose Leo.

He was born on the 19th July.

Leandro (Leo - number 19) Trossard’s goal against West Ham. That historic goal. Will forever live in a lot of people’s memories forever. For me, it felt like destiny.

Leo is now thriving. And in his first season as an Arsenal fan, he’s been spoilt.

Football means so much to all of us. This football club means so much to us. It’s more than just a game.

It shapes people’s lives, their character. It’s hope, it’s escape, it’s proof that hard work pays off.

Whatever your reason is for loving this club and loving football - enjoy every single second of this joy.

This one is for you, son.

🦁

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels2]

The only thing Bruno Fernandes has more than Max Dowman is his teeth 🦷

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

I&M bank will be the death of me one day
@im_bank

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@Flaminiesta To his left

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@shawan725 @NSSF_ke My question exactly - they provided a pdf that doesn't respond no matter how many times you click "application link"

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@samngoche @NSSF_ke Ukiipata nishow - hio image huezi click link mamae

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@vinicius_snrr Animals

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@kings_anyi Sun wukong?

[Kurosaki @Two_chi3]

@Asamoh_ Tunangoja aone kifo

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Taking all delays into account, Arsenal spent an average of 31.4 seconds to get the ball back into play from corners, goal kicks, throws and free-kicks last night vs Brighton.

There have been 195 instances of a team taking longer than this in a Premier League match in 2025-26.