Jarad King

Rangers, Cowboys, Stars and Mavs! Sarcastic always, tweets are mine and have nothing to do with my job or employer.

[Jarad King @TxRangerGuru]

@_youhadonejob1 @NFLOfficiating would flag this statement if it came from a Dallas Cowboy!

[Jum @JesterJum]

How do I know the media is brainwashing people?

Obama's ICE Chief received the Presidential Award for Distinguished Service for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.

Trump's ICE Chief is called a Nazi.

It is the same person.....Tom Homan....

The only difference? The narrative.

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@BaseballBros Juiced Albert Belle

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@LangmanVince She posted 2 hours ago that this video is 10 years old. She is ok.

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@CNviolations I was waiting for her to dump Wendy's chili on top of it. Bring back home economics to middle schools!

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@alvannick @PeachProof23 Earned $400, profited $300.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Another day, another holiday giveaway! 🎅

Repost for a chance to win a Josh Jung signed baseball! Three winners will be selected.

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Who wants a holiday giveaway? 🎁

Repost for a chance to win this Evan Carter signed baseball! Four winners will be selected.

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@DanCrenshawTX Sue him please, can’t wait for discovery on your wealth.

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@DoodlesTrks It was a review for the final, so there should be a bunch of recording of the incident. Audio at least

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@ra_buddy_69 @DylanEveryday I think this was paying for there not to be a kid.

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@Sadie_NC Doubtful unless they tow it everywhere. That exhaust probably wouldn’t pass their crazy emission standards

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@SchmidtSco88148 @Sadie_NC Hold the flashlight to change a carburetor gasket.

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@gracieback2 18 unless the word birds counts. It doesn’t say how many birds are pictured.

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@Sadie_NC Those proportions look more like putting steak on ketchup.

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@ForTheCorner @WaysToGolf I’d give Bob a little extra. LK was late for the practice round the day before, so make him one of the last groups to go.

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@realspitfire @ConanOBrien @jimmykimmel Rules for the just not me!

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@Brick_Suit @AOC Have to co-sign this statement, she and GN keep digging deeper holes.

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This needs to be on every college campus

[A. Hariharan @_AHariharan]

This would probably be one of the most powerful monuments to erect at a university in this age.

[Jarad King @TxRangerGuru]

@IlhanMN But your faith doesn’t teach peace, empathy and compassion

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@MustangMan_TX Yes sir, but we also move the goalposts in what we will tolerate. When does that stop?