Bent Fender

Ginger(bear) guy in Houston, TX. I might talk politics, books, board games, movies & TV, my cats, or about nothing. Oh, and be kind. Life is too short for hate.

[Bent Fender @TxTiger72]

@end3of6days9 The Yeti, of course.

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@Liza137823 Hopefully this is a joke, because this is beyond ridiculous.

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Excited to be the 1,809th 😎 on @BackerKit for The Red Dragon Inn x Munchkin: Spyke and Flower Return!. Thanks @SlugFestGames https://t.co/VdEcjrMAPz

[Bent Fender @TxTiger72]

Hey, #Argentina and @JMilei, in case you didn't notice, the @FalklandsGov and @falklands_utd don't want you.

The people who live there have repeatedly reiterated they do not identify as Argentinian, nor do they want to.

So, who are the imperialists now?

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https://t.co/lP7XEEjCAg via @geeks2023whodrink?text=Answer of the day for March 3 2026

I'll be guest hosting at NettBar Shady Acres tonight.

[Bent Fender @TxTiger72]

Also, shout out to #LetsNotMeetPodcast, which I'm listening to as I drive, @CheerUpGames (the sticker faded 😭), @Apple (🍎), @DollyParton🪕), and last, but certainly not least, @carbonleaf.

[Bent Fender @TxTiger72]

I was almost all the way to a new (to me) tacqueria down the road, when I passed a BBQ place & realized what I really needed today was @BloodBrosBBQ. I have their sticker on my Jeep. Totes worth the 20 minute detour.

#BestBBQinHouston #NoRegrets #BrisketFriedRice #BellaireTX

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Here. I fixed it.

As an avid Cracker Barrel customer, I think one of these is what the new logo should look like.

Honestly, all the rocking chairs on the front porch and the cool shop are the most iconic parts of arriving at the restaurant. @CrackerBarrel

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@KHOU Correction: The Texas Renaissance Festival runs for 8 weekends, not 6.

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@elonmusk Dumbass! The Babylon Bee is satire.

Illegal immigrants can't vote.

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I earned an achievement on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective for learning languages.

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@RobertKennedyJr YOU did this. Take some responsibility and fix it.

https://t.co/mOxqsFcjIj

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@bennyjohnson It is fascinating, but probably not for the reasons you think. Most of the people look concerned or downright unhappy. One blurry lady is grinning like a loon.

But the composition is all wrong.

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@bennyjohnson

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@MattWallace888 And then she managed to have two daughters that looked just like her. Sounds like a miracle to me.

Also, you’re a fucking idiot.

AND I JUST RECEIVED PROOF THAT YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT A BRAIN AND YOU MOM NEVER TOLD YOU.

Get
A
Life.

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@AesPolitics1 Again. No less.

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@BY1959 You mean the lady who was giving handjobs at a movie theater?

Mmmkay

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@JDVanceNewsX I mean, if your definition of a “national treasure” is a lying, cheating, wife-beating, teenage girl rapist who defrauds people out of money, sexually harasses the wives of business contacts, makes fun of disabled people, and cares nothing about anyone, but himself, then sure.

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@baperkins35 @RevDaniel He’s not a chicken.

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@RevDaniel Honestly, who cares? She’s not obligated to kiss his ring. He’s one of the most vile human beings in this country. You can pretend he’s something that he’s not, but he is absolutely not anyone who deserves respect, no matter how many delusional people voted for him.