I love being the safe person that they never have to lie to. If you fucked up REAL bad or you did something really embarrassing…we gonna ride out because it ain’t nothing I didn’t do before. I learned the lessons to pass it on.
My nieces are old enough for adult conversations & I love that I’m still soooo cool that I can share my experiences and relate to them & laugh but I can also talk to them about God, healing, & wellness.
IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE Y’ALL! 1. blueberry 2. Corn 3. Banana nut 4. Cinnamon 5. Lemon Poppy 6. Raisin Bran 7. Orange Cran 8. chocolate chip 9. Double chocolate & I’m not leaving the house till they all gone!
Instagram be having people shook daddy. That’s the social media site everybody scared of for some reason and I like it. Parasocial relationships and weird shit cannot live over there and that’s why most people don’t like it.
My granny love getting to people funeral and talking about embarrassing stuff… “I remember the time he stole my welfare check.” That’s why I think Chris Brown, Usher, & Mary J. Blige owe my grandmother money. You gotta work the rest of your life to pay her. She don’t play
This was really pleasant. I don’t know how long I can be up here considering that y’all are crazy & not getting help🤣🤣. But tweeting my lil funnies feels sweet.