jedi master avery🪄✨

wildly unimportant; constantly mentioned in the footnotes and credits.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

THE FUTURE OF ENERGY

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

I think the phrase ‘son of a bitch’ is talking about the dad

[Freer Press @FreerPress]

@TMZ The plan? Leak a story to the press about your impending death to increase the re-sale value of your upscale D.C. townhouse.

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

I want to think that the 3 picture of Trump represents that he’s been alive for 1/3 of the country’s history, but I know better. It’s ego😮‍💨

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

It’s been a long time coming…

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

Watching the live action atla after knowing the og by heart truly feels like watching a movie after reading the book

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

He picked like the 10 most defensible and popular things in the platform and read them out we should clip this for an ad

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

Within America’s 250 year history, Trump has been alive for a third of it. Let this sink in

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

I haven’t been seeing that weird propaganda about Iran not letting women or girls get an education lately then I remembered we bombed a GIRLS SCHOOL in Iran so they can’t really play those same games anymore

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you.

Thanks to the @NBA, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of @LinkNYC screens across our city.

LGK.

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

This the realest shit I’ve ever seen

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭😭😭

[Jum @JesterJum]

If we can't be taxed on unrealized gains, why the fuck are we being taxed on the new increased valuation of our home without selling it?

THAT'S UNREALIZED GAINS!

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

@Heyheedie I think Alamo found her mom’s place. He mentioned a lot of specific details pertaining to Rue’s family life at the diner

[rock candy @GayIconDrake]

guess who’s jealous of Adele

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

"You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

> posted in 2012

[jedi master avery🪄✨ @Ty2Chains]

I successfully convinced my partner that there are only 3 glasses in a bottle of wine and I feel like I don’t get enough credit for that

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all