Ty Carrington

Writer at @Apple

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

If you didn't think there was a bubble in the housing market already, here's a new development called the Silo Residences (yes, this is sponsored) that's 144 stories underground that will "protect you from the toxic and deadly world outside" https://t.co/Vd4bOtPUim #SiloPartner

[Ty Carrington @TyCarrington]

@natemakuch Seize the bay.™️

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@nytimes I really hope the cameras at THAT station weren’t the only ones in the system not working again.

[Heineken US @Heineken_US]

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[Cobi Jones @cobijones]

It’s the Heineken Announcer Remix! Join me this Sunday on @FunnyOrDie as I commentate on LAFC vs. LA Galaxy game as part of the MLS Heineken Rivalry Week! #ad

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

SUNDAY: It’s the Heineken Announcer Remix! Join us on Facebook Live as celebrity announcers Andy Daly & Cobi Jones commentate live on FS1's LAFC vs. LA Galaxy game as part of the MLS Heineken Rivalry Week! @Heineken_US #ad

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Hey Trump, I'm watching this really bad reality TV show with low ratings called Survivor White House. I can't change the channel. Sad!

[Ty Carrington @TyCarrington]

I entered the #Hamlet at #ThePublicTheater Lottery https://t.co/37AEedkpCu

[Ty Carrington @TyCarrington]

Oh, Art Directors. Subtweet your friends and bosses at https://t.co/2Dg5TN7UcU

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we'll never know!

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

That one Black Marketing intern at Pepsi coming into work this morning like... 🤷🏾‍♀️

Re: Kendall Jenner's Pepsi Ad

[Ty Carrington @TyCarrington]

So there I was with the Fürher, #ToddlerTrump. Women's March NYC. 01.21.17 @ One Dag… https://t.co/UAYKs1iwo0

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@Uber_NYC @smithhotels the app has been showing me a "No Staycations Available" message above the pin for the last hour.

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With few exceptions, the most immortal names in world history were the worst people. No one remembers Attila the Polite Bird Watcher.

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There's a bad moon on the rise.

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So there I was. In between takes with @tonkydesigns the_other_side_studio and habelisnyc… https://t.co/Dy7e8fhvxi

[IBM watsonx @IBMwatsonx]

How a group of students used Watson APIs to create a #cognitive space probe. https://t.co/g0u6iMb8Rd

[IBM @IBM]

.@USACycling Women’s Team Pursuit use cognitive insights to find new levels of performance https://t.co/b8HwKlBwKL

[Ty Carrington @TyCarrington]

Will the #UNSGcandidates promise to help girls through sanitation and ODA? #Assistance4Girls #SafeSludge

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.@patel4witham The UK has the power to #endpolio for good! Please pledge £100m for a polio-free world