Ty Farmer

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Paper straws make as much sense as paper bathing suits.

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

@LukeGoforth32 @kev_e_on Kick bricks barefoot bro!

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

You might not know what the present is saying, but the past always speaks to the future.

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

White people love saying “that’s big league” whenever someone does something nice

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

#OneBigMixie what I’m currently drinking also going to be the name of my first band.

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

@Kristin44M Haven’t been on Twitter in over a year so I figured I’d drop some knowledge. 🤷‍♂️

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

Magnets are just reusable tape

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

@littlefire_ley

[Dominic Metz @dominicmetz_]

Spooky SZN

[Gents Rules @GentsRules]

Me wondering how I'm gonna get through this week

[Luke Goforth @LukeGoforth32]

Never am I more at peace than when I'm on my roof drinking a beer. At 2:30 in the morning.

[Wyatt Kolde @wyattkolde]

@realDonaldTrump I am construction management/business major with concrete experience, looking for internship, Let's build a wall!!

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

"Dunder Mifflin this is Pam."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Her: "what are we?"

Me:

https://t.co/3YgqYhzgcn

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

@HarryStockman fantastic light switch hooch

[Ty Farmer @TyFarmer]

@TomFordRobbins gets me every year

[solent sports news @SolentSportNews]

The #NFL is coming back to the UK this weekend. Find out how it affects Southampton here: https://t.co/FC3Zu9NWwb

#GiantsPride #MobSquad

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

It'll make a great stocking-stuffer for my wife and daughter. Thanks Mr. Trump.

[Trey Fleming @halfricanchild]

Life's way too valuable, never take it for granted! Rest in piece homie! Love you for life! 👊🙏