got a $50 light bill
I can randomly yell shit wit 0 judgement
The house is always quiet when I get home
Clothes stay in the dryer long as I want
Leftovers are always untouched
I can fuck wit the door open
Ain’t gotta share food when I get home
Them aint our snacks Them Smoke snacks
I can let one rip and keep it moving
I sleep/nap uninterrupted
I sleep in late as I want
Can play the game and cuss loud as I want
Everything is where I left it
I don’t have to answer any questions
I don’t have wear headphones for music
Toothpaste, soap, & shit paper last longer
Aint gotta do shit I don’t feel like doing
Ain’t no trails of hair all over the place
Thermostat is set to what EYE want
I don’t have to explain anything to anyone
And the only person I need to be considerate of is me
Some folks dream of the open road... me, I've been thinking about the open water and the open sky-preferably at the same time.
Now sure, dreams like that don't come cheap-anywhere from about $230,000 to $450,000 depending on how fancy you want to get.
You're buying early morning takeoffs, quiet landings on glassy water, and stories your grandkids will swear you made up. 😃
You've never met a woman who's simply just obsessed with the idea of you. Not love, not desperation. Just simply the idea of you. They'd simp so intensely for you. Then when you don't give the same energy back, watch that become hate. So much hate that they can hurt you.
They'd say mean things because the have to compensate for all the "simping" they did. Because they thought they loved you. But they didn't. Just the idea of you. Now, they hate themselves for doing so, then hate you in return.
As a man, that's a terrible place to be.
If you still know how to act and conduct yourself in an appropriate manner in front of your boss and coworkers during your cycle then you can definitely act right with me. I don’t deserve the worst parts of you because we’re together so keep the hostility away😂
I’ll do my best to accommodate and take care of you but I won’t tolerate bullshit because you’re on your cycle—that’s unacceptable.