Tyler Goebel

I don't know any Mean Girls quotes.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump was tweeting like he’s fired up and ready for combat. In person he sounds depressed and despondent.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

did it drop another house on your sister?

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Power cords.

The state of Georgia did not supply power cords for their ELECTRONIC voting machines at a polling site in a mostly African-American neighborhood.

The person responsible?

The Republican Secretary of State, who is ON THE BALLOT.

THIS IS VOTER SUPPRESSION.

[Ayman @AymanM]

NBC News has confirmed that the issue at Anderson Livsey Elementary in Snellville, GA was indeed a lack of power cords. Gwinnett County Director of Communications Joe Sorenson tells @NBCNews “the machine was not supplied power and was running on battery & the battery ran out” 🤔

[Jon Millstein @jmillstein]

Awesome

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Brian Kemp is a true villain. Years from now, his supporters on the right–pretending not to see all this, but quietly hoping it works–will lie about where they stood and claim to have opposed him when it mattered.

[Tyler Goebel @TyGoebs]

@darth

[Tyler Goebel @TyGoebs]

@darth

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

One of the few consolations in this nightmare world is that every artist conservatives love absolutely detests them and all they have is like Scott Baio and the MyPillow guy

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Not for much longer...me nor my people would ever be at or around one of those tragic rallies, so thanks for the heads up philip!

[😻 @FluffyFrens]

calm boi

[Garance Franke-Ruta @thegarance]

The president of the United States just implied the election that elevated him to office was stolen by the Russians https://t.co/JJzDD4J6bR

[Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon]

"Angus votes with the Jew 88% of the time. Like the Jew, he's involved in white genocide. Support the guy who isn't in the Jew's pocket. Signed, Son of the President of the United States."

[wanna see my plants ? @DumbKrisThings]

Heard in the lobby of my dorm

Dude 1: hey dude why weren’t you in Stats?
Dude 2: I had a mental health day dude. I slept in and had some tea
Dude 1: oh yeah self care dude
Dude 2: yeah dude self care

[Jodi @jodilasky]

During the Kavanaugh hearings, as he melted down like a toddler at nap time, a lot of people asked how someone falsely accused of sexual assault should respond.

I give you Robert Mueller. Falsely accused. Asks the FBI to investigate. Period. End.

And... that's how.

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Closing GOP message: abolish the federal minimum wage.

[VoteVets @votevets]

CONFIRMED: Donald Trump literally was making up numbers, when he said he’d send 15,000 troops to the border. Pentagon has heard nothing about that.  This is a farce, that hurts our military. https://t.co/iqzcY3Ea1e

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Trump says he has told US officers at the border that, if migrants throw rocks, "Consider it a rifle." He's saying, obviously, that he wants rock-throwers shot.

[Jesse Lehrich @JesseLehrich]

just to refresh our memories, this was literally the conspiracy theory that apparently drove an anti-Semite to massacre 11 Jews at a Pittsburgh synagogue Saturday.