My opinions are my own, which is mainly an amalgamation of my parents’, the media I consume and the voice that talks to me when I park in the garage too long
If you don’t have the media literacy to understand the subtext that Alanis Morissette is singing to a weatherman who moonlights as a life coach and is a fanatical Uber/Lyft couponer, I really don’t have the time to talk music with you.
A wise competitor doesn’t concern itself with the thoughts the lion has concerning the opinions of sheep, and what the sheep think of said wise competitor’s dumb hat.
Reminder that it’s a microaggression to take the group dinner photo from the side of the table the fat people are sitting on.
A rhyme to help remember is “Fatties in the back, anything else is an attack”.
From here on out I’m bucking down at work, doing a side hustle, eating rice and beans so that I can save up enough money to buy every billboard in my hometown that tells @AmericanAir to get stuffed.
@jiffylubecares too.
Despite reports and rumors to the contrary, local wife informs media that husband has input on decor options.
“We are a partnership. At the end of the day, we’ll go with what looks best for the aesthetic we decided on together, this nice painting or the Lego Death Star.”
Despite reports and rumors to the contrary, local wife informs media that husband has input on decor options.
“We are a partnership. At the end of the day, we’ll go with what looks best for the aesthetic we decided on together, this nice painting or the Lego Death Star.”
Welker: When does it become the trump economy?
Trump: It partially is right now, and I really mean this. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy
Breaking: Multiple sources saying that the worship leader has lost the locker room. Audible groans on the last “will you please stand”. Reports indicate that as the deer panteth for the water, the tensions are at an all time high. More to come.
🚨 🚨 Facebook (otherwise known as META) is releasing a new update on November 12, 2024. In that update they gain the right to use your likeness as a backgroud character in their new Live Action Shrek adaptation. This adaptation will be a gritty reimagining of the original films,
the s-word.
I DO NOT CONSENT to be a background character in this realistic, grounded and no-holds-barred take on the cinematic classic Shrek, or any other action-packed swashbuckling thrillers that Facebook (otherwise known as META) plans to produce, and I DO NOT CONSENT to