Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator

My opinions are my own, which is mainly an amalgamation of my parents’, the media I consume and the voice that talks to me when I park in the garage too long

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

When my English teacher said she couldn’t pass me if I kept spelling words that have “ailed” in them with “elt” instead

I felt that.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

If you don’t have the media literacy to understand the subtext that Alanis Morissette is singing to a weatherman who moonlights as a life coach and is a fanatical Uber/Lyft couponer, I really don’t have the time to talk music with you.

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Bill Belichick can still get selected for the Pro Football Hall of Fame on his first ballot if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

A wise competitor doesn’t concern itself with the thoughts the lion has concerning the opinions of sheep, and what the sheep think of said wise competitor’s dumb hat.

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Jalen Hurts believes the Eagles have a lot of work to do ✍️

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

The guy wearing his oversized longhorn jersey to the Tech/Oregon State game

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

“Yabba dabba deaux”
-Franc de Flintstone

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

They call me “Weird Yogurt Boy” at work. I don’t get it, I’m eat 5 yogurts a day I’m by far the most regular guy there.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

Reminder that it’s a microaggression to take the group dinner photo from the side of the table the fat people are sitting on.

A rhyme to help remember is “Fatties in the back, anything else is an attack”.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

@AmericanAir

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

From here on out I’m bucking down at work, doing a side hustle, eating rice and beans so that I can save up enough money to buy every billboard in my hometown that tells @AmericanAir to get stuffed.
@jiffylubecares too.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

Breaking: Great deal on local Lego Death Star

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

Despite reports and rumors to the contrary, local wife informs media that husband has input on decor options.

“We are a partnership. At the end of the day, we’ll go with what looks best for the aesthetic we decided on together, this nice painting or the Lego Death Star.”

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

Despite reports and rumors to the contrary, local wife informs media that husband has input on decor options.

“We are a partnership. At the end of the day, we’ll go with what looks best for the aesthetic we decided on together, this nice painting or the Lego Death Star.”

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“he drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Welker: When does it become the trump economy?

Trump: It partially is right now, and I really mean this. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

Bidet user in America, you have to stop. Your poops too efficient, your ass too clean, your body too hygienic. They’ll kill you.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

Breaking: Multiple sources saying that the worship leader has lost the locker room. Audible groans on the last “will you please stand”. Reports indicate that as the deer panteth for the water, the tensions are at an all time high. More to come.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

We win those once Mingo is up to speed.

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

having AI make me cuss and use the s-word.

Please like, share and spread the word!

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

🚨 🚨 Facebook (otherwise known as META) is releasing a new update on November 12, 2024. In that update they gain the right to use your likeness as a backgroud character in their new Live Action Shrek adaptation. This adaptation will be a gritty reimagining of the original films,

[Ty H. Webb, ATH Investigator @TyHWebb]

the s-word.

I DO NOT CONSENT to be a background character in this realistic, grounded and no-holds-barred take on the cinematic classic Shrek, or any other action-packed swashbuckling thrillers that Facebook (otherwise known as META) plans to produce, and I DO NOT CONSENT to