Ty Neadik

6’3”, 200lbs, 3.48”

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Dear white people (and any non-California Asian), can we make MAGA our N-word pleeeeeaaaaassseee?

What’s up my maga.

maga please.

They hate to see a young maga winning.

Can a maga borrow a pencil.

He a hood ass maga

Let A Maga Know

#MAGA

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No one prepares you for how hard it is to not make racist jokes in the workplace when they’re set up so perfectly.

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When life gets hard, stroke it.

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Hell CANNOT be worse than trying to format a mismatched word document.

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Real men leave the stall unlocked.

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Hey doc, why is your finger getting harder?

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Carnival Cruise: “no more ghetto activities, we want to create a safe environment for decent people”

Black people: wow I feel personally targeted.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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@societywontcare You eat one cum biscuit and everryyyyone thinks you’re the big biscuit now 🙄

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Any REAL men out there feeling MANLY enough to go against me in this year’s 4th of July hotdog boofing contest?

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Anyone else think @ThaApeTrader resembles an unsafe staircase? I’m just saying, the guy could use a good railing!

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@societywontcare Pit Vipers so gay that they’re a protected class.

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“Successful” salesmen will look you dead in the eye and say the secret is “No doesn’t mean no””They want it they just don’t know it”“You have to make them want it”. Like bro that’s rape. You’re sale raping me on your sit down hoverboard in your divorced dad pit vipers rn fn

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“It’s time I man up and start drinking my coffee black”

*takes sip of black coffee*

*Dumps half a bottle of creamer in there*

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Oh sure close the stock market for Juneteenth… like any of em will notice.

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So apparently Dr. Pepper comes in bottles?

Freaky ahh doctor.

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How the hell does a pastor raise an egg?

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To this day I still don’t understand how urinal cakes are in business. They taste disgusting.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.

I don’t like coffee.

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@dickpepper4714

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I truly believe subways only employee qualification is “does this person look autistic”

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Fun fact, they’re called dreadlocks because whites dread seeing the people that wear them walking their way!