Tyler Shore

someday i will tell two funny jokes in a row. someday.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck this ref. FIFA rigged

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

PULISIC MY KING

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

USA USA USA!

[Sam Olbur @SamOlbur]

The level of unwatchability is just remarkable. What Alcantara and the rest of this putrid, boring, stubborn offense did tonight is embarrassing. Assad gave you everything he had.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Kevin Alcantara is as brain dead as they come. Guy has zero feel for the game of baseball and will be washing cars at a gas station near you within the next 365 days.

[Sam Olbur @SamOlbur]

Kevin Alcantara has the worst baseball isntincs of anyone I've seen in a long time. Counsell PR him is embarrassing. Should have been out at third

[Alex Patt @chifanpatt2]

Took a risk with Edward Cabrera. I admit I really liked the idea. Needed a dude with stuff.

Pitching can change and evolve, but so far the investment has been disastrous. It’s gone from “meh” to non-competitive.

A lot of your rotation is non-competitive right now.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Can we DFA this bum Phil Maton yet? Send counsell with him too. Managerial malpractice to keep putting this guy on the mound in any situation, let alone a one run game. Fuck Craig. Fuck Phil. Fuck the Cubs for being a piece of shit franchise.

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

The Cubs might just have to actually fire Craig. I don't know what other levers they have to pull. They dont have any arms. They don't have any bats. They dont have any fucking guts. They need a shake up. Easier to change the manager than the roster.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

I can’t understand how the Cubs, year after year, choose to fill their bullpen with dog shit, retread, soft tossing relievers who shouldn’t be pitching high leverage innings in your local men’s league.

Jed/Carter/Craig have failed once again.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

THIS TEAM NEVER DIES! GO CUBS GO!

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Mo Baller. My king. Back up the Brinks truck for that big boy!

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Get this fucking bum Matthew Boyd out of my face. Watching him pitch every 5th day makes me want to puke. There’s never in the history of baseball been a guy more deserving of a DFA than this loser.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

How is Mo Baller so much more advanced as a hitter than PCA? Id take the entire amount of PCAs extension and give it to Mo.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Managerial malpractice to let PCA hit there. Is Counsell asleep or something? Just truly
mind boggling to not put Shaw onto face the lefty.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

More like PCAss, am I right? Boy does that guy stink.

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

SeYaboooooooooooo!!!!

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Carson KellYaboooooooooo!

[Tyler Shore @TyShore]

Craig, Jed, and Carter can all get fucked. Just a truly astonishingly horrific brand of baseball they’ve chosen to try and play. The least exciting and least enjoyable Cubs team of my lifetime.

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

Just insane to me that you can lose that game. Second and third, down one, no outs. And you can't get a single run in.