Tyler Swift

Theatre Lover
Movie Connoisseur
Pro Wrestling Enthusiast
Boy Band Affincinado
Cleveland till I Die

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

I desperately want to open a movie theater that's just a love letter to film. Like a non-denominational church of Cinema. Wall to wall classics from every genre and decade, 365 days a year. Imagine seeing all the diffrent posters and trailers! Always something for everyone!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

If my boss tried to get me to go to the white house for any reason I'd tell him to fuck off and probably quit on the spot. #Knicks

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

Masters of The Universe is like 2014-2017 Marvel movie good. It's a fun summer popcorn flick! VERY silly! Nothing really groundbreaking or exceptional but a really good time at the movies! Elba is fantastic, and i really dig the Skeletor design (especially his eyes!)

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@lucky0beast I really liked it!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

He doesn't really do his job

[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

This plays out in my head anytime I see someone mention Homer in reference to The Odyssey

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

It's not even that he can't fix it, he specifically broke it! This website worked perfectly fine before he took over and now everything sucks!

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

i know its a piece of shit but the search on this shithole is just completely unusable and simply does not work at all. elon musk trillionaire bitch cant fix his own website

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@mollypilled Congrats!!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

100% the reason Brennan wasn't on this episode

[Sam Reich @samreich]

congratulations players you've u̶n̶i̶o̶n̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ threatened me with violence

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@thatchthoughts Are you insane?

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

That's cool hey dawg where were you 48 hours ago

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

Kind of shocked how popular this spot is

[bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct]

The former pre-ordered ticket printing area (Will Call) outside of Islands of Adventure recently became a Cool Zone. It's rarely empty!
Seems to also be a convenient area for guests to meet up after separate adventures.

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@meowlanni @h0tirl OK sorry!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@h0tirl @meowlanni One of my go-tos tbh

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@jailedamanda From the tweet!!!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

Absolutely insane Facebook ad what is happening?!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

He died i think

[kjaypaw :3 @kjaypaw]

coworker just said “what happened to the guy who used to host fear factor”

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@ZachTheRide3D That Creature moment could REALLY use it, a small thing that would make it so much better!

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

When I worked at the movies people would come in all the time for movies we weren't playing and would get so angry at me when I told them they looked up showtimes for the wrong theater.

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

Customers can't stand it when they're wrong and will always get angry at you when you point out that they're wrong.

[nia⁷ @horsegrlxd]

lady called in a complaint about me cause she said the creamer was empty so i went to go switch it out and was like oh its still half full and unscrewed the lid more so it would come out and apparently that was the worst service shes ever received

[Tyler Swift @tyswift55]

@noinconsistency I really wish I knew