Ty Dooks

FREE Alberta! Satire keeps the world spinnin. Please disregard my spelling.

[Ty Dooks @Ty_Dooks]

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@ABDanielleSmith @paulbrandt “Keep” Alberta strong and free?

How about “Make” Alberta strong and free. There is nothing strong or free about the Alberta we live in.

Independence is the only path forwards!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The West has created an utterly evil state religion where an accusation of “racism” is the gravest offense that can be committed, even worse than rape or murder!

So if police show up at a crime scene and a British boy is bleeding out and an immigrant says the British boy is racist the cops will cuff the dying British boy.

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@FP_Champagne You have to be a special type of moron to say this a week after the world found out we are in a recession

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@junonewscom Expenses will be a lot easier to cover when we have an additional 1.5M barrels of oil headed south PER DAY!

How will the rest of Canada fork up the hundreds of billions WE pay them?

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@MarkJCarney I have seen 3 OD’d folks walking in downtown Calgary already today. The government supplied drugs in Canada is doing more damage than stray russian drones in Romania. I condemn you for being a traitor to your own people. Go back to Europe

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@mario4thenorth Canada should have never been the third worlds retirement plan (retirement off the backs of hard working Canadians)

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@Martyupnorth I got quoted $4k for my clutch , shopped around a bit and found a guy who only does clutch’s and did it in 24 hours for $1,800.

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@IgorRyltsev @cgy_guy No mail in ballots 😎😎😎 Ottawa pooping their pants. Still not good enough though they are kicking the can down the road with this question.

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@mario4thenorth Multiple provinces want to separate…as they should.

All the libtards are right, we should be more like Europe and all break off into our own countries by province

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@WSOnlineNews Wab should focus on getting his province out of the bottom 5% gdp and productivity of all provinces and states before telling others how to do their job.

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@ABDanielleSmith You are FIRED -Albertans

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The adventure in your life will be found in responsibility

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@JeffreyRWRath @AlbertanMitch

Are we really surprised by what happened tonight?

The Conservative Party in Canada dies if Alberta chooses independence.

We were fed a bag full of BS tonight. Exactly as expected.

The puppets in Ottawa don’t want this vote (yes conservatives included) — and they’ll do anything to stop it.

Until we realize this isn’t a real democratic process, we will lose.

May Jesus Christ bless Alberta. We need it more than ever.

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@LukaszukAB

[Naz🥵 @Nazbaby23]

And in your 20’s, you will meet a man named Jesus asking you to accept and trust Him, it’s best you do that.

[Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant]

Stupid Albertans.

Don't you know that only Quebeckers are allowed to do that?

Know your place.

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@ABDanielleSmith I get the Conservative party goes extinct if Alberta separates, but you not speaking about what has happened today just proves we live in a commie socialist shit hole.

Press release TODAY that you are calling a referendum, or my vote goes to the Needles and Drugs Party next!

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@MarkJCarney Fart tax incoming. Reduce methane immissions, hold your farts forever or we take your bank account.

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@CitImmCanada Look at me, Im am the doctor now

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Caleb, as an Albertan, but we are working towards independence, our own country. Our referendum question does not mention the USA or statehood

We love the US, we do over 80% of all our trade with you guys!

Iron sharpens Iron
Nation sharpens Nation

Alberta will be America’s best friend!

God bless!