Ty

[Frontierism @frontierism]

“Your honor, this is only his first murder”

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Inde Navarrette lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight 9:00 PM sharp

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

slow drivers when u try to pass them

[Cultura Literal @culturaliteral1]

Un pequeño consejo que debes saber la próxima vez que recibas una llamada de spam no deseada 📞

[Hombre Imparable @Hombrelmparable]

Probablemente la he visto más de 100 veces y el final todavía me mata cada vez 😂😅

[Crilly @m_acrylic]

drake... wheres the house?

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"Breast or thighs?"

Me: Personality

KFC staff:

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

“I’m offering you $980k for the house you’re selling for $1M”

Boomer who bought it for $1500 in 1986:

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

Let’s call it both ways ref 👍

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Me when the elevator door closes before anyone can get in

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Interviewer: What's your name?

Me: Hired

Interviewer: You're Hired?

Me: Thank you, Sir

Interviewer:

[low yield lucy @picotop]

Tiger’s commute home from Jupiter Island

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: We’re negotiating with Iran.

Iran: No we’re not.

Traders:

[NEET CHUD @NeetChud888]

everything about jobs is humiliating