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Don’t be scared get everything you came for. Fitter of Steam. flying is dumb

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Cristopher Sánchez becomes only the SECOND pitcher since 1913 to go an entire calendar month without allowing a run

39 innings pitched, ZERO runs allowed 🤯

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

Massie is a hero

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

There's a rumor that Donald refused to go to Don Jr's wedding in the Bahamas because the authorities down there have an old warrant for sex trafficking

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the 4th assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[sean @_sn_n]

“keep politics out of sports” conservatives when it is their politics in sports

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

bro going to hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

When you change lanes in traffic and now your old lane start to move faster

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what most of pennsylvania looks like

[The People's Cube @ThePeoplesCube]

It’s really hot. Make the temps plunge later this week so the tire pressure light comes on, but only in his wife’s car. Have her call him at work about it.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

TPUSA won’t endorse Thomas Massie after Charlie spent years praising him.

That tells you everything.

Fuck them and fuck Erika too.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year

[💛Adelaide🤍 @BreadstickMommy]

"shoot your local pedophile" crowd is awful quiet

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Philly. Boston. Game 7. Max. Hank. Vegas. Beers. Jerry o Connell.

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Candy crush, sure, but maybe also maternity leave policies being mostly trash (big companies like @Deloitte cutting it to 8 weeks?!) and postpartum care/healthcare being mostly trash and lack of support/stigma around needing help and daycare/living costs skyrocketing are part of it, too. And the world might be richer than its ever been, but for who?

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

…aaaaaaand that ends the case