Listen you big green bastard. Lord Farquaad is a friend of ours, and your freak show donkey here spilled the beans that you stole his goomah. We can’t have that, it gets in the way of business. Btw, there’s only one Puss around here and that fat fuck is at the bottom of the ocean
When moving on, don’t think of it as deleting someone out of your life or dismissing them. Think of it as directing your energy towards people who deliver the same effort, energy and consistency.
Man, I still can’t believe I work at WWE. Never had so much fun. The talent top to bottom in the company is second to none.
Plus theres nothing better than seeing how wrong the dirt sheets are all the time 😂
Hopping in and out of electric cars is the scariest thing. Where are the handles?? How do I get in and out?? How do I escape this earth conscious prison??
Tom Delong used his time and money breaking up sex trafficking rings and trying to help humanity communicate with other life forms and people were like “cool. Hey can you sing the Grandpa Hot Dog song again? The other guy doesn’t do it as good.”