Tyler 201

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*test gets postponed*
One roommate- "I'm freaking pissed"
Other roommate- *sings praise to the Lord*

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"I also left my purse on top of her car and a lady stopped us while driving to tell me that there was a purse on top of the car"

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"Guys today I ran into a metal sign.."
"With your car?"
"With my forehead"

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*Started studying 3 minutes ago*
"Okay so can we plan our small little breaks now?"

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"Where'd you get that rain jacket?"
"Well someone left it in the library a couple weeks ago"

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"I accidentally ate 6 cinnamon rolls"
"How?"
"I kinda got carried away"

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*putting gas in car*
"This gas smells like Chinese food"

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"I don't want to go on a cruise, I'll go to an island but no cruise"
"How else are you going to get to an island?"

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"Do you want my egg roll?"
"I don't like eggs"
"I don't like rolls"
"Too bad your girl got rolls"

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"I kinda want to go pee in the snow"

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*wakes up from sleeping on the couch in the living room*
"Why don't you nap in your room?"
"I just wanted to be with you"

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"Is that a heart with wings?"
"It's holly!!!!"

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"I haven't taken a nap in so long"
"You took one on Friday"
"Ya so long ago"

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*steps on glass*
"AGHHHHHHH"
*other roommate starts singing inro to the Lion King*

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"I hate finals week, why does anybody need to know my intelligence? They can just know that by talking to me."

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"Kayla said that you putting whipped cream on orange juice was gross"
"People don't understand that I'm an innovator"

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"I like your socks"
"Thanks I like them too but they remind me of candy cane kisses and every time I look at them I just want to eat them"

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*other roommate puts orange juice in drink*
"Did you just put pee in that?? Because it kinda looks like unhealthy urine"

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"What'd you put in there?? A tomato"

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when your dad adds himself to the roommate group message and removes you from the group and then texts a picture of you as a grandma #👍Cloud