Had to look up what ‘simp’ meant, bc I can’t keep up with the lingo anymore.
Glad to know they finally came up with a term to describe my teenage years
Never really knew this was a thing, but Nicole popped a tire on the highway yesterday. It was a super easy place to get patched, maybe $30 max to get it fixed. I usually go with her so they don’t screw her on the price, but I was busy mowing the lawn. Well, they ended up charging
Same thing goes for when you say ‘they bumped into you’, ‘grabbed your shirt’, or ‘brushed up against you’. The person hearing your story will never understand what any of that means unless you demonstrate it
When you’re telling a story about someone who was a ‘close talker’ it’s only polite to demonstrate and put your face 2” away from the person hearing your story, otherwise they won’t have any idea what a ‘close talker’ means