tyguy

engineer

[Ordinary Sausage @OrdinarySausage]

Whoops!

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

demons up 407-0

[Ordinary Sausage @OrdinarySausage]

the holes in a bowling ball are a great place to store extra fish sticks

[Ordinary Sausage @OrdinarySausage]

Life hack: use your sheets as napkins when you eat fried chicken in bed

[chloe :) @chlooo_13]

i don’t trust people without ugly laughs

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

ever since i made a new playlist called “wishing i was driving in 80s miami” things have been pretty neat

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

@_skymarie_ Fight me

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Oh hi March !

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

I know it’s only been two days but I miss you so much. You meant the absolute world to me; yet in my arrogance I couldn’t find the time to appreciate you as much as I should’ve. I miss you, ability to breathe through both nostrils 💔

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

you get one shot at life and you could be named scooter

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

how I look when i tweet literally anything

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

everyone’s saying fuck the baby from ice age but he’d fold your asses like clean laundry

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

life is a young child filled with rage on his birthday and I am but a minions piñata.

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

twitter

[Connor Harding @ConnorHarding25]

List of friendly alternatives for "Let's get this bread":
Let's gain this grain
Let's land this loaf
Let's take this toast
Let's bag this baguette
Let's retrieve this roll
Let's cop this crust
Let's snag this sourdough
Let's yeet this yeast
Let's grab this gluten

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

@morgan_hoff Bet

[tyguy @TylerAdams818]

@TommyWiseau is honestly a blessing https://t.co/bCTHmxkBv1

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

https://t.co/tQUEyFfJOW deleted scene

@TheRoom @instylemagazine #InStyleGlobes #TheRoom #TommyWiseau #TheDisasterArtist

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

If a lot of people love each other the world will be a better place to live !

[John Paul Kromka @jpkromka]

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