also i know i'm always saying this but imagine being thranduil & your realm is falling apart around your ears meanwhile nobody wanted to tell you where the three rings went but it's become increasingly becoming Really Obvious because the other elven leaders & their realms are
i ridicule you in ways you may not understand. for it is the only way i have control of the situation. i say your name with utmost disgust, as if it revolts within me. it doesn't, not in the slightest.
We are Słoń. From the boughs above, a spider the size of a baby elephant descended on a single silken thread until its eight gleaming black eyes were level with Tomás’s two wide cocoa-coloured ones.