Tyler Boeh

Professional funnyman, writer, and MMA super fan. #TeamMMA4LIFE

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

*Takes phone out of pocket to check time
*Checks email
*Checks FB
*Checks Twitter
*Forgets time
*Takes phone out of pocket to check time…

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Strongly considering moving to a nudist colony just to get a break from all this laundry.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

When do you think we'll develope the technology to make a zipper that won't wake up the entire campground every time you need to enter or exit your tent?

[Helium Comedy PDX @HeliumComedyPdx]

NEXT WEEK: @biggersam67 ("Bob & Tom Radio Show") will be here 🎟️ August 20 🎟️
+ @TylerBoeh (FOX's "Laughs") returns on 🎟️ August 24 🎟️!
Get your tickets now: https://t.co/zuwU6OCG02

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

I don't even consider it a DIY project until I've scraped all of the skin off of at least one of my knuckles.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

The best part about flying home to Portland is that you don't have to find your gate number. Just walk through the terminal until you see people doing yoga in a boarding area. That's your gate.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

I'm excited to announce that my second Dry Bar Comedy Special, "Upgraded" is now officially released!! It's available now on Dry Bar Comedy+ and It will gradually be released on other platforms like Youtube, Amazon Prime, and Sirius XM. I can't wait for you all to watch!

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Of course I'm going to put all this laundry away... eventually. I just need to leave it on the bed long enough for my wife to see.

[Integrity Beer @integritybeer]

Our copper cans are ready for you!
What else is new this week?
Wednesday is Bubble Brain Trivia with @saltpdx 7pm & 8pm.
Thursday, we have comedian @tylerboeh taking the Integrity Beer stage at 7pm. 18+ $10.
Friday, The Fabulous Deck Boys join us for live acoustic tunes at 7pm.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

@johnbannwarth @ComedyWorks Thanks John!

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Medford, OR this weekend!

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Other schools: We encourage our students to settle their differences through responsible conflict resolution focusing on mediation and restorative justice.

My kids' school:

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Me: This week is garbage.
Miranda: Honestly, I think with all of the challenges and stress we've had, you've handled everything pretty well.
Me: What?
Miranda: What?
Me: The city is collecting trash this week.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

You know an entertainer spends a lot of time on ships when they refer to any other work as a "land gig".

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

I just got offered an upgrade,  but I was already in first class, so... I think I might be flying this plane to Portland!?!

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Miranda: I think you're overwatering all of our houseplants and drowning them.
Me: Not all of them. I've been watering the ones in the bathroom too and they look great.
Miranda: Those are plastic.
Me: And they're thriving!

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

I can't believe someone is remixing this song already!? It just came out in like [checks notes] 2004.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

Can't wait until I'm old enough to start saying "the Walgrins" when I'm talking about @Walgreens.

[Tyler Boeh @TylerBoeh]

We gained an hour on Sunday, but it took me an hour to reset all the clocks, so... I'm pretty much even. #DaylightSavingTime #daylightsavings