Tyler Cates

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I would literally rather listen to 100 consecutive hours of hippos mating in the watering hole then a second of this

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@Lucius_Gellius It’s quite simple. You’re applying logic to a demigod. While all of your points are likely true to mortals, you aren’t taking into account that he’s literally built different. Those types of tactics simply don’t apply to him.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@jimsoxfan I mean, Jose Bautista was DFA’d at one point. So was Kyle Schwarber and JD Martinez. OH WAIT, so was David Ortiz! Now I’m certainly not saying these guys compare to them, but if your measurement of “star” is no DFA, then you might want to change your standard

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@ChivalrusSherif @JoePompliano They’re not opinions. They’re objective and on video. Even with the ball causing a higher elevation of his foot, it didn’t cause the spikes to go up. That’s just a poor tackle attempt.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@ChivalrusSherif @JoePompliano Those fouls were entirely different. One was a slide tackle where he went in spikes up. The other was bumped off his spot as he was running and the NEXT step he took as he was regaining balance landed on the guys foot. Not even close to the same thing

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@W_B_Rick I don’t see how it made a difference, though. People watched the end of last season and they’re watching now so ultimately it doesn’t matter.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@martymush My god you are so bad at talking trash

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@infinitegooning We are blaming people for making a game? Instead of the people that cheat? Feels like some backwards logic

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@Freckleston63 This type of reply sounds like you feel guilty about something. A lot of creators aren’t feeling the need to explain their actions or think developer posts are about them.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@jakemalasek It really does come down to it being really hard to kick a soccer ball accurately with full power and spin control while trying to beat the impossible angles defenders and goal keepers are covering.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@DonnieDoesWorld 99% of public schools sign a conduct policy with all their other school related paperwork. Simple rules not to break. Shit’s on them for failing their teammates

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@CatherinVaritek Can’t go wrong whenever you’re spending some of your summer in Maine!

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@Syndicate Mystery box sound

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@TonyMassarotti @StoolGreenie educate this guy, please.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@stoolsalesguy Worse, he spit on Dana. Way worse.

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@JohnRichTV @jakemalasek @Blutman27 Why are you acting like they don’t have ankle braces that can give similar stability? Or knee braces? Nobody would think nba players are tougher after watching them flop around on the court all game. Meanwhile hockey players come back next shift after a laceration

[Tyler Cates @TylerCates16]

@Blutman27 If benson wants to throw a slewfoot in garbage time and admittedly be hated in every opposing arena with his play, he’s gonna get a lot more of those

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Do or die